My date with the person above me was going great until...

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  • activities1
    activities1 Posts: 3,475 Member
    pbcex wrote: »
    I tried to touch her box....

    I thought it would still be going great???
  • pbcex
    pbcex Posts: 719 Member
    activities1 wrote: »
    pbcex wrote: »
    I tried to touch her box....

    I thought it would still be going great???

    In that case I guess I misread your reaction....

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  • Beardfarmss
    Beardfarmss Posts: 780 Member
    He preferred her box to my package
  • VUA21
    VUA21 Posts: 2,072 Member
    ...he tried to sell me a time share in Florida
  • parjolka
    parjolka Posts: 69 Member
    I asked her whether I can join to Florida
  • activities1
    activities1 Posts: 3,475 Member
    pbcex wrote: »
    activities1 wrote: »
    pbcex wrote: »
    I tried to touch her box....

    I thought it would still be going great???

    In that case I guess I misread your reaction....

    Dat+*kitten*+gimme+dat+booty_05bf1f_5131008.gif]cqx7azu8j5f0.gif
    Well SHE is a girl so ya...

    Beardfarmss wrote: »
    He preferred her box to my package

    I was lmao
  • pbcex
    pbcex Posts: 719 Member
    She woke up the next morning and I was all like.....

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  • Shannongr29
    Shannongr29 Posts: 1,809 Member
    edited May 2018
    He wouldn’t stop obsessively using his toothbrush in bizarre ways
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
    She kept getting on me for using the wrong folk for that course. At least I was using a folk.
  • parjolka
    parjolka Posts: 69 Member
    He started to feel too Royal about himself with all those different types of courses and folks and forks
  • NoQuitterHere
    NoQuitterHere Posts: 764 Member
    Until she mentioned bondage (me)









    And something about a vacuum cleaner :o
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    Actually I didn't even know we were on a date. Oops
  • Beardfarmss
    Beardfarmss Posts: 780 Member
    She didn't give great back massages
  • Shannongr29
    Shannongr29 Posts: 1,809 Member
    He didn’t like my back massages :(:D
  • rockmartin50
    rockmartin50 Posts: 1,747 Member
    her hubby show up
  • NYactor1
    NYactor1 Posts: 9,642 Member
    The hubby showed up instead of @sgreer29
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    His hubby showed up
  • Shannongr29
    Shannongr29 Posts: 1,809 Member
    Her boot heels kept stabbing my feet while we were dancing
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
    Until the wine ran out and then so did she.
  • ladychris29
    ladychris29 Posts: 4,657 Member
    He cut me off saying the wine made me "too handsy".
  • Beardfarmss
    Beardfarmss Posts: 780 Member
    She never got handsy with me
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
    I offered to use my feet because my hands were busy holding tacos, or to use my feet to hold the tacos so I could be handsy. You should have seen the look on his face... Sheesh
  • Beardfarmss
    Beardfarmss Posts: 780 Member
    We were kicked out of the restaurant after they saw her twisting my nipples with her toes
  • NewChapterInMyLife
    NewChapterInMyLife Posts: 757 Member
    He sharted and got embarassed and left and stuck me with the tab.
  • dunkind45
    dunkind45 Posts: 110 Member
    I got jealous because she ran into someone better looking than me and then she pretty much just hopped in a luxury car to never be seen by me again
  • Egger29
    Egger29 Posts: 14,741 Member
    I realized she mis-spelled her nickname. DRUNKind45 doesn't know her limits!
  • Cutemesoon
    Cutemesoon Posts: 2,646 Member
    His wife showed up and asked me to be their surrogate. #Yikes
  • cdlee05mfp
    cdlee05mfp Posts: 1,139 Member
    she swiped left on me as i was sitting right there
  • Cutemesoon
    Cutemesoon Posts: 2,646 Member
    LOL. What did you do to make me swipe left while you were in front of me? :grimace:
  • princess0lexi
    princess0lexi Posts: 3,938 Member
    online profile said it was a guy but it turned out to be a woman

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