My date with the person above me was going great until...
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she took off her bra !0
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He got arrested for dine and ditch0
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I passed the bill0
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She put her cigar out in my drink0
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Rick walked in0
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She was more interested in Rick0
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She lost her necklace0
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She tried to sell me a stolen necklace.0
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he took off his sunglasses and he was blazin'0
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She made me google "Blazin" and stole my shrooms0
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He tried to file a police report against the person that stole his “shrooms”0
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She helped him file a police report against me0
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everyone got arrested and switched to the handcuff thread0
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He lied about having a key0
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my Houdini routine failed miserably0
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I couldnt stop staring at his obnoxious hat standing higher than the ceiling fan..0
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I showed her pictures of my belly button lint collection0
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There was lint and belly buttons ...0
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She kept going on and on about what to give up for Lent!0
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She flipped out and ripped the cross right off my neck!
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She said:..but first,push ups..and I left.0
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She thought she was in a musical. Sang everything and danced around with a tablecloth as a cape. It was very entertaining until we were asked to leave!0
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He wore a cat onesie and I got upset cause I would have worn mine.0
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She tried to steal my car’s radio0
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She tried to take me back to her apartment.0
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Until she tired of me and moved on.0
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