My date with the person above me was going great until...
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He got upset and asked me to give him flowers to eat...1
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She got upset at the fact that I ordered garlic bread with our meal.0
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she spilled the wine all over me0
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AliNouveau wrote: »she spilled the wine all over me
She got upset at the way I was cleaning up the spilled wine.
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You're on!
Although maybe we should Indian leg wrestle instead.
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PrincessVamp666 wrote: »He got upset and asked me to give him flowers to eat...
I'd only be upset if you didn't share
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PrincessVamp666 wrote: »PrincessVamp666 wrote: »He got upset and asked me to give him flowers to eat...
I'd only be upset if you didn't share
Oh I'll always share with you. 0 -
started talking about cars0
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started smoking cigars0
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He challenged me to an arm wrestling contest and I won0
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He stared at me while I ate my peas. It was awkward.1
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She didn’t stop talking0
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stared into space0
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She left with the waiter0
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He ate the whole birthday cake by himself!gees!1
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she found out I'm bald0
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he licked the window0
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Her beer goggles wore off0
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He kept talking about beer googles0
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She spilled my beer0
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She chewed with her mouth open0
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She walked out with toilet paper hanging out of her pants and on her foot0
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She proved she weren't nooo lady
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I got kinky by sneaking under the linen-covered table in the restaurant to tease her... Oh wait, that was the best date if my life!! 0
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He realized that he was friends with my three ex-husbands.0
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She introduced me to her friends as her future ex-husband.1
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Put on my glasses and realise he's a man1
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He was gender confused and required proof of my womanhood.0
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She insisted she show me proof of gender...? Said she does it on all her dates.0
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