My date with the person above me was going great until...

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PrincessVamp666 Posts: 1,176 Member

June 2018

He got upset and asked me to give him flowers to eat...

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DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member

June 2018

She got upset at the fact that I ordered garlic bread with our meal.

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como_agua Posts: 213 Member

June 2018 edited June 2018

DWBalboa wrote: »

como_agua wrote: »

when i was able to put a glass on his stomach without it falling down for the whole night, i knew it was time to finish!

You leave wine unattended with me and it wont last a minute, let alone a whole night.

i'd have to armwrestle you for that wine, buster!

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AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member

June 2018

she spilled the wine all over me

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DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member

June 2018

AliNouveau wrote: »

she spilled the wine all over me

She got upset at the way I was cleaning up the spilled wine.

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DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member

June 2018

como_agua wrote: »

DWBalboa wrote: »

como_agua wrote: »

when i was able to put a glass on his stomach without it falling down for the whole night, i knew it was time to finish!

You leave wine unattended with me and it wont last a minute, let alone a whole night.

i'd have to armwrestle you for that wine, buster!

You're on!

Although maybe we should Indian leg wrestle instead.

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PrincessVamp666 Posts: 1,176 Member

June 2018

PrincessVamp666 wrote: »

He got upset and asked me to give him flowers to eat...

I'd only be upset if you didn't share

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DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member

June 2018

PrincessVamp666 wrote: »

PrincessVamp666 wrote: »

He got upset and asked me to give him flowers to eat...

I'd only be upset if you didn't share

Oh I'll always share with you.

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princess0lexi Posts: 3,938 Member

June 2018

started talking about cars

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rockmartin50 Posts: 1,747 Member

June 2018

started smoking cigars

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AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member

June 2018

He challenged me to an arm wrestling contest and I won

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AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member

June 2018 edited June 2018

He stared at me while I ate my peas. It was awkward.

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Sarah_healthyeatingfitness Posts: 201 Member

June 2018

She didn’t stop talking

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princess0lexi Posts: 3,938 Member

June 2018

stared into space

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Egger29 Posts: 14,741 Member

June 2018

She left with the waiter

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parjolka Posts: 69 Member

June 2018

He ate the whole birthday cake by himself!gees!

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BIGFNROB Posts: 996 Member

June 2018

she found out I'm bald

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bornagainlady05 Posts: 48 Member

June 2018

he licked the window

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bigjuicy1234 Posts: 22,577 Member

June 2018

Her beer goggles wore off

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kloet_22 Posts: 1,691 Member

June 2018

He kept talking about beer googles

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AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member

June 2018

She spilled my beer

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slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member

June 2018

She chewed with her mouth open

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bornagainlady05 Posts: 48 Member

June 2018

She walked out with toilet paper hanging out of her pants and on her foot

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slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member

June 2018

She proved she weren't nooo lady

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XXL2Med Posts: 260 Member

July 2018

I got kinky by sneaking under the linen-covered table in the restaurant to tease her... Oh wait, that was the best date if my life!!

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suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member

August 2018

He realized that he was friends with my three ex-husbands.

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bdgfn Posts: 7,719 Member

August 2018

She introduced me to her friends as her future ex-husband.

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TsengLan Posts: 7 Member

August 2018

Put on my glasses and realise he's a man

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hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member

August 2018

He was gender confused and required proof of my womanhood.

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justinewillcutyou Posts: 532 Member

August 2018

She insisted she show me proof of gender...? Said she does it on all her dates.

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