My date with the person above me was going great until...
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She didn’t want to see the goods. Said it wasn’t first date appropriate. I’ve never been so offended.0
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She showed up at my door and asked if my daughter was ready.0
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She locked all the doors and pulled out a Ouija board.0
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His head spun clear around and he spoke in the language of demons, and trying to sell me his time share in hell.
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The earth moved under my feel, then I felt the sky come a tumbling down0
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Where did she go?! She disappeared...0
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He flashed that smile and a mob of women edged me out. 0
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He started wasting away to an xs right before my eyes0
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She told me about her 25 pet snakes...0
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She stood me up!0
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He wore his baseball cap at the table0
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Her husband showed up....0
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anthony0779 wrote: »Her husband showed up....
Well, that would be quite a feat! 😂
He insisted every man who looked over wanted to be my next husband... when most of them were checking him out.0 -
She was convinced everyone around us was watching her. I couldn’t deal with her level of paranoia.0
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The sheriff showed up with the restraining order0
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He left probably because I was quite a paranoid..forget it ,he's back...0
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She wouldn't take her eyes off my arm hair. It made me uncomfortable.0
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kept bragging about how much arm hair he had and thought everyone was jealous. 0
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He bragged about how he shaved his legs but seemed really confused when I asked how long he's been into swimming.1
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I kept staring at her legs under the dinner table... she said My eyes are up here!
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He decided he could cook better than the chef and disappeared to the kitchen. I think he has a job there now0
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she found out I was stronger than her0
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we just couldn't get along
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She threw my clothes out of her apartment window!!0
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She ran out of my apartment naked0
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She called the cops0
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The cop arrested him0
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We couldn’t make bail.0
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his wife showed up0
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The men in the white coats came to get her0
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