My date with the person above me was going great until...

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  • Beardfarmss
    Beardfarmss Posts: 780 Member
    She was a former sex addict
  • Shannongr29
    Shannongr29 Posts: 1,809 Member
    I found out he was a sex anonymous group leader
  • Cutemesoon
    Cutemesoon Posts: 2,646 Member
    Beardfarmss wrote: »
    She was a former sex addict

    HEY! I told you that in confidence. You were supposed to keep that a secret! :s
  • MrKillmyworkout
    MrKillmyworkout Posts: 208 Member
    She was insecure about our relation
  • Shannongr29
    Shannongr29 Posts: 1,809 Member
    He was scared by a woman who knows exactly what she wants
  • Beardfarmss
    Beardfarmss Posts: 780 Member
    Turns out she wanted my younger brother
  • projectsix
    projectsix Posts: 5,088 Member
    I realized we just didn't have a lot of happimess
  • Shannongr29
    Shannongr29 Posts: 1,809 Member
    He wouldn’t take his glasses off indoors
  • lunidevojka
    lunidevojka Posts: 9,048 Member
    She wouldn't share her fries.
  • parjolka
    parjolka Posts: 69 Member
    She appeared in thong bikini , however she forgot the thong..
  • Shannongr29
    Shannongr29 Posts: 1,809 Member
    She wanted to see me in a thong bikini
  • Beardfarmss
    Beardfarmss Posts: 780 Member
    She wanted me to see her in a thong bikini
  • Shannongr29
    Shannongr29 Posts: 1,809 Member
    He wore a thong bikini to surprise me
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
    Well other than the thong bikini I wore to surprise her that she didn't care for, it went great!
  • lunidevojka
    lunidevojka Posts: 9,048 Member
    He didnt like that I said he reminded me of pepper with salt bits. Lol
  • Beardfarmss
    Beardfarmss Posts: 780 Member
    She told me We had to kneel and say a prayer before sex every night
  • mychal_007
    mychal_007 Posts: 77 Member
    The whips came out
  • aisak13
    aisak13 Posts: 146 Member
    A coconut dropped on my head
  • Shannongr29
    Shannongr29 Posts: 1,809 Member
    He insisted on eating while doing a hand stand
  • kwph
    kwph Posts: 7,375 Member
    She showed all her gfs nudes of me!
  • NLP6618
    NLP6618 Posts: 6,201 Member
    He got on the table and started dancing to the thong song.
  • Shannongr29
    Shannongr29 Posts: 1,809 Member
    She kept stuffing dollar bills in the thong of some guy who was dancing on the table
  • NLP6618
    NLP6618 Posts: 6,201 Member
    Dollars? 50 cent pieces. Lol. She wanted to join in. But only had 20s. Lol
  • Follow_me
    Follow_me Posts: 6,120 Member
    She forgot...
  • NLP6618
    NLP6618 Posts: 6,201 Member
    He had better options.
  • Shannongr29
    Shannongr29 Posts: 1,809 Member
    She was more interested in playing all the other options
  • Shannongr29
    Shannongr29 Posts: 1,809 Member
    edited May 2018
    He told me he didn’t like spaghetti
  • NLP6618
    NLP6618 Posts: 6,201 Member
    He kept staring at other chicks.
  • MrKillmyworkout
    MrKillmyworkout Posts: 208 Member
    Until I remembered I don’t date guys ...
  • NLP6618
    NLP6618 Posts: 6,201 Member
    Until I did a shot out of his cute belly button. I guess he didn’t like that.

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