Jkmumma

Does it come in Bacon?

lulz. This one didn't make if past page one before it started..

Inviting my mother back into my life after some very hurtful words had me evicting her from my life. (Last year's new years resolution was to get in contact with, and stay in contact with, my family) She's been evicted once more...

Sort of starting over, because I spent most of December too sick to cook or work out, so I've been eating someone else's cooking, which isn't as healthy, and curled up in bed.

*shrugs* I order skinny girl cocktails. You'd be surprised at how many bars carry skinny girl now!

I would buy the middle of nowhere, move there, and live there forever... After installing The Internet.

I didn't give up anything. I just eat less of everything.

I like muscular guys... I like being able to feel a guys strength when his arms are around me. I'm physically fairly strong, and i always feel like i'm going to break the skinny boys.

Speaking of thigh gap.. OMG the people that look ill because of their thigh gap, or their thigh gap just looks entirely unnatural... That look does NOT work for everyone that has it.

Be ready for the local zombie mudder by septemer.

I bench: 45 lbs bar, 25 lb weights on each side, so 95 lbs, counting the bar. I also love the leg press. It's not because of my lower body assets.. It's because the leg press makes me feel strong, as I can leg press 450 lbs, and some of the guys at the gym will stare in awe when I do it, not only because it's a girl…

7/9 ALMOST 8/9 working towards 9/9 I'm sure you can figure out the two I don't meet yet.

Fast Food: Get the grilled chicken option. Never upsize, get the smallest size possible. Don't bother with fast food salads, the dressings they use have just as many calories as the fries. Make friends with Subway, and if you're lucky enough to have one, the Pita Pit. Switch to Diet Soda or Water. If you like energy…

I would much rather see boobs than moobs personally...

I want to be 80 years old and sitting on my porch with a shot gun, shouting GET OFF MY LAWN, and know that I can lift that shot gun and use it if I need to, not to mention chase those young whippersnappers down the street so they can't get away while getting off my lawn. That.. and look sexy naked.

I don't even know what I have my diary set to anymore. Might be open, might not be? It's not the healthiest diary every. I'm pretty strictly a calorie counter, and it's working for me. My weight loss has slowed a lot lately, but that's most certainly because I haven't been working since my cross country move, and I HAD a…

1: the child might have a disability, and not be a brat at all. He might not have another way of expressing frustration. 2: OMG have you SEEN the crazies lately! When mine were little, I had CPS called because I picked up my crying toddler, slung him over my shoulder, and walked out the store, because a woman decided that…

I LOVE Dr. Who. THIS YEARS winter crochet project is a Baker era super long scarf. I'm so excited. Still waiting for my doctor!

Nah, loosing is right this time! imagine the skin !!!! <--- had to so SOMETHING to cover for typing pre-coffee after waking up to spam

Thanks. 12 hours later, STILL loving it. And getting the expected results: some folks love it. My EXES and MY MOM AND DAD are tripping out telling me it's hideous ETC. And you know what, I'm not even upset about that. WIN.

And sorry, no before pictures of the hair, other than my profile picture. Imagine THAT, only down to my rear at the time of the cut.

OMG and significantly less back chub! I haven't seen myself from behind, and had help with the photo (my fiance) Still a lot to loose, but coming along nicely!

It's a rough estimate, but look up "strength training" in the cardio section for cardio. Cardio is "how many calories" It's mislabeled. A lot of stuff in the list is definately not a cardio workout, but lists calories burned. Strength is for keeping track of weights, reps, sets, ETC. Putting strength in the cardio section…

Meh, I lived in Sacramento, and one summer our AC went out, and stayed out for a good 3 months, protein powder = still good.

Nope, I like my drinks full of b vitamins and tasting like cough syrup.

I would go. The CDC has also used video games to study the spread of disease. EQ2 had an "event" where if you were somewhere, you could pick up a plague, coughing was your "idle move" (kinda like a screen saver for your character) and anyone that you coughed on got the plague. They used that to watch it spread across the…

I PLAY wow, and participate on the Blizzard (wow's people) forums, and research bosses for raiding, and I already give blizzard money *snuggles her murloc plushy* Already knew how it works. STILL amuses me.

Yeah.. the market particularly sucks right now. With a BA, substitute teaching, whether you want to teach long term or not, is a good way to keep yourself afloat while you look. You can choose the days you work, leaving yourself open for interviews in your field. Employers have a weird mentality about preferring to hire…

Just remind yourself that a pound is 3500 calories, and carry on.

My boyfriend snoring. And noticing that his snores have become less horribly loud as he's lost weight! Edited because typing with a bandages on a finger is bad news bears.