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I particularly love that your profile picture seems to be illustrating the point that this is a huge pile of horse's ar$e.

Well done!

Or "muffins", as we call 'em. As opposed to "cakes". Anyway. I toast them and put an egg on top for brekkie. You can do an egg in the microwave if you turn the power down to about 30% - this is important otherwise they'll explode violently all over your microwave and it'll look like something Ray Haryhausen rejected as too…

You'll eventually succumb to cake retention. You're not immune from booze, *kitten*, drugs. Quit all of them earlier than you were planning to. Oh and enjoy yourself, you're not the massive heifer you think you are, you wait til you see what you turn into!

How to drink alcohol: open wide, raise glass, down the hatch. Soon you will find that none of this matters. :drinker:

Can't not. Would otherwise sleep at desk. Gah.

Yes, but only because of the incessant bloody shouting. All the bloody time. Can't they just do it quietly for a bit?

Bbbbaaaaaccccooonnnnnnnn don't you dare judge me Waaaaahhhhh notice me!

Haha!

Moist, glistening tubes. Isn't that revolting?

I think David Mitchell puts it best in this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXJHip7Su5o made me laugh anyway!

Sorry, it's not necessarily a lie: if it's gynaecomastia, then surgery is the only way. Article here: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/7855763.stm

The original and best. It's still number one - it's Top of the Pops! Er... I mean it's Ketty's Row the World game... don't know if I can compete this time, but I'll be cheering from the banks and making inappropriate "cox" jokes. :wink: :drinker:

Just watch out for all those pesky mermaids.

Hahaha!

They'll make the world fall out of your *kitten*....

Got to say it sounds utterly revolting. That said, if Heston Blumenthal can sell bacon and egg ice cream, not to mention snail porridge, at the Fat Duck and make what can only be called a sh!tload of money at it, then who's to say this low-rent version won't be a success too? I despair: some people are starving and in the…

I thought you meant Dutch ones at first. Was expecting some extremely dodgy photos, and a swiftly locked thread.

*googles "lien"* Oh right! Now that joke is funny. How had I never heard of that before? Slaps forehead.

Chewable calcium+Vit D (how can I put this...the hard pills, er, didn't touch the sides). And I recently dound an ancient jumbo-economy-size bottle of cod liver oil capsules, and some random multivitamins, so I'm having those til they're gone. I'll probably only carry on with the calcium though, as my nails were splitting…

it also makes Ivana Trump the funniest name in the world.

I go over to Richmond Park and get Mick Jagger to Pour Some Sugar On Me. :laugh:

Clicking on this thread brought up a corset advert! And they were all leather kind of cowboy girl corsets. I do wish Google would stop spying on me.

Top answer! You win.

I saw Michael Gambon in a pub once. (He was the Singing Detective and was also Dumbledore in Barry Trotter after Richard Harris died.) And Michael Portillo sat next to me on the tube - he has massive bunions! I didn't speak to either of them, I wish I had, but you have to be all London about it and act like you're not…

It's me and my terrible Union-Jack-Feet-itis affliction. It's an awful disease.

I think I'm just going to add a general "Phwoaarrr!" and leave it at that. Now I'm having a shower... I may be some time. :love:

I've got the FitFlop version that look like lace up plimsolls. I had plantar fasciitis and was sick of the hard plastic insert I was wearing in my shoes. I don't think I believe all the claims, personally, although I followed the recommended "breaking in" procedure (that's you, not the shoes!) of just wearing them round…

I met Fesse! I went to Canada and there she was. She is lovely and beautiful and we got horribly trolleyed on blue cocktails and stupid *kitten* called Vogue that are for girls only. Fesse, it's your go. come over!

Yep, I reckon that's got to be the key to it! What have we all been DOING? haha :laugh: