-
cuddlingus
The act of cuddling, spooning, or snuggling. When two or more people lay down in an intertwined fashion. has anyone ever done this? You know, cuddled for a real long time? :noway: oh and i can not believe you looked at this thread, you should have learned by now my threads are completely pointless and useless! :laugh:…
-
Clockblocked
When you're looking forward to leaving work early or on time, but are kept late either by a new assignment from your boss or a chatty coworker. I have a funny feeling that I will be clock blocked today... :( I do not think I will be getting out of here on time... I just no it.... mmmmm peter... I am gonna need you to go…
-
Cobra Yawn
The involuntary spraying of saliva while yawning. Much like the venom spray from a cobra. In most cases the yawner doesn't realized it has happened only finding the aftermath once the yawn is over. I totally did this already this morning... right on my screen... :noway: wanted to know if anyone has ever done this...…
-
playing Elbow Tag
When in a theater with shared armrests, the act of carefully adjusting one's posture so that your arm touches the arm of the person next to you, but not so much that they move their arm away. I had to play elbow tag with the lady next to me when I took my little cousins to see HP this past weekend... she wouldnt budge but…
-
Text-ended
When a text-messaging distracted driver rear-ends the vehicle in front of them. Recently demonstrated by public transit drivers in San Francisco, Texas and Boston. just currious if anyone has ever been involved in this? my friend called me this morning to tell me this person rear-ended him and when he got out to ask if she…
-
Mini-Oranges
i do not know what they are called but I bought some from Trader Joes, and they are DE-LISH... they are 1/8 a normal oranges size and I have to eat a hand full of them to be sattisfied but they are GOOOOOD! has anyone else had these? they were not too bad priced either...
-
Memaws thread
Memaw, I is sorry your thread got knocked out, we will continue here! where were we? hows teh weather going to treat your flowers?
-
Food Coma
The feeling of listlessness, bordering on sleep, that one feels after eating a large meal, often caused by a rush of blood to the stomach and intestines during food digestion. I feel like I am in a food coma... I made rotisery chicken last night and I ate half of it for lunch today... I only ate one leg and a thigh last…
-
Email Paralysis
The inability to send or reply to emails in a timely manner, caused either by their overwhelming number, or an individual's own shortcomings that stem from spineless avoidance of interpersonal communication. So I was currious, One of my clients emails me engineering questions about our Diesel Engines, yet when I email him…
-
Super power
This goes along with the superhero thread, but slightly different twist... If you could have any ONE super power which one would you pick? I think I would pick flight... how could with that be be among the birds?
-
Bo-Duke it
Bo-Duke It: The art of entering a vehicle such as a convertible or Jeep by jumping in the side rather than opening the door. Often sliding across the hood of said vehicle before attempting the Bo-Duke It... Anyone ever do this? if you have not I advise you try, its just plain fun... *just some good Ol' Boys... never meanin…
-
Irish Joke
When the Irish make Chilli, they only use exactly 239 beans... can you guess the reason??? *Irish Accent* Aye, because if you add even one more beeen its Two Farty!!!
-
Hypertasking
The simultaneous execution of an exceedingly large number of tasks. An otherwise unmanageable number of tasks that can be accomplished with an extreme level of concentration. aka taking multi-tasking to the Nth degree. example: Tam is taking care of a baby, eating healthy, trying to stay trim, taking care of the house and…
-
Chickchismo
1) A strong sense of womanly pride: an exaggerated femininity; 2) Exaggerated or exhilarating sense of female cunning and womanly wiles. Whos experienced this? I think this may be the best one yet!!! OK OK OK almost as good as Titerbiscuit
-
Hmmmmmmm
I give up... I am Be****led... what is wrong with saying Boxers or Briefs?
-
Tune Wedgie
self explanitory.... A song or advertising jingle annoyingly stuck in your head. So whats stuck in your head now? I have three doors down "Soldier" which is not a bad song so i do not mind that I have it as my tune Wedgie
-
Anyone ever have this at work?
Dramarama: A situation where one or more individuals choose to take a relatively benign event and turn it into a huge drama. The result when certain individuals put effort into taking a minor happening and presenting it as though it were a big deal. This often involves a lot of high pitched screams or expressions of…
-
Seriously Christmas was in December...
there are people in my neighborhood who still have their christmas lights up... they might as well call them Februlights... :noway: HEY NOW... Februlights: Christmas lights still present on houses in Febuary pretty soon they will have Marchlights... :angry: SOME PEOPLE! :huh:
-
NEW GAME
Post your favorite movie quote, and what movie it was from... I am just currious as to what people find funny on this site... Mine is from that kid in 'Kindergarden cop', "Boys have a Peni$ girls have a Vag[]na" :indifferent: WHAT?
-
Changed user name...
Just so you all know I have changed my user name... it is now Trouble2 so now you will not be lieing when you say uh-oh here comes trouble... and also in an attemp to make it clear my true intentions on this website... :wink: :laugh:
-
Technosexual
A person, male or female, who is so deeply enthralled with technology they discuss it with a level of passion that most people reserve for sex. Not always a geek or a nerd, but generally someone who has the latest and greatest everything. Tamtastic became so excited about her new cell phone with messaging capabilities that…
-
MANTASTIC
Feeling fantastic after the successful completion of a particularly macho feat. Hi&Tri had felt Mantastic after squatting 650 pounds during his sunday workout.
-
Bedgasm
Definition: A feeling of complete and utter euphoria which peaks when climbing into bed at the end of an 18-hour workday, a long road trip or hours of extremely strenuous physical activity. Under perfect conditions, the physical release has been likened to that of an intense sexual experience. I dont know about anyone…
-
Good bye my friends from MFP
:sad: :cry: :sad: :laugh: :wink: :happy: :tongue: :drinker: JUST KIDDING!!! I would NEVER leave you guys! youre like my family away from my family... and you thought you could get rid of me that EASILY!
-
Deca-pound lost
it just sounds better than 10 pounds lost :wink: :laugh: :drinker: I think without MFP team/ cheerleaders it would not have been possible... so THANK YOU TO ALL!!! I think to celebrate I will have another bowl of CHILLI!!!! mmmmm
-
open discussion
can someone who read the previous post tell me which of the follwing rules were violated? "Do not attack/slam/insult other users." "No political or religious topics, as we've found those tend to lead to some heated arguments. If you want to discuss politics or religion, there are plenty of other places on the internet for…
-
1400 calorie lunch BLECH
so I had to have wendys for lunch today, its the first time in I would say a year that I had had fast food and now i remember why it has been so long... GEEESH... now I have to watch what I eat the rest of the day... and forget sugars no more sugars for me... TODAY... why does it have to be so bad for you?
-
Road Trip
So, a friend and I are embarking on a long trip this weekend since we both have monday off of work, and I just remembered that my "Friend" suffers from Carcolepsy... meaning when he gets into a car 15 minutes later hes passed out... it happened when we were in college together we drove down to spring break and he slept…
-
Body Rituals ( by Horace Miner)
Most cultures exhibit a particular configuration or style. A single value or pat- tern of perceiving the world often leaves its stamp on several institutions in the society. Examples are "machismo" in Spanish-influenced cultures, "face" in Japanese culture, and "pollution by females" in some highland New Guinea cultures.…
-
Prostiboots
I do not know what it is about these but I LOVE EM!!! "Boots that are leather, highheeled, and thigh or knee high just like ones found on a prostitute." I think these style boots are IN these days and I do not mind saying, I LOVE EM! who has Prostiboots, and lets see some pictures!!!
