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    Cobra Yawn

    Posts: 6,660
    edited September 2024 in Chit-Chat
    The involuntary spraying of saliva while yawning. Much like the venom spray from a cobra. In most cases the yawner doesn't realized it has happened only finding the aftermath once the yawn is over.


    I totally did this already this morning... right on my screen... :noway:
    wanted to know if anyone has ever done this... :indifferent: *shrug*

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      The involuntary spraying of saliva while yawning. Much like the venom spray from a cobra. In most cases the yawner doesn't realized it has happened only finding the aftermath once the yawn is over.


      I totally did this already this morning... right on my screen... :noway:
      wanted to know if anyone has ever done this... :indifferent: *shrug*

      huh? :huh:
      No, never. Must be a guy thing :tongue:
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      :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

      I admit I have done this before.:tongue:
    • Posts: 3,222 Member
      Yep...done it. You can't avoid it. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :happy:
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      huh? :huh:
      No, never. Must be a guy thing :tongue:

      nah some people have said its called Gleeking? I guess... its only happened to me while yawning though... :indifferent: hmmmm... :wink:
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      Yep...done it. You can't avoid it. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :happy:

      whats teh fartherst you have ever Cobra Yawned? my monitor is like 2 feet from me... that was one hell of a shot...
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      whats teh fartherst you have ever Cobra Yawned? my monitor is like 2 feet from me... that was one hell of a shot...

      Not far...maybe a foot.
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      Not far...maybe a foot.

      well youre gonna have to work on that :wink: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: I want to see one over 2 feet by lunch time... make sure you take video:devil:
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      Yep, I know what you're talkin' 'bout.

      oh do tell Max you being the over achiever I bet you have had some really good cobra yawns lol :laugh: .
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      nah some people have said its called Gleeking? I guess... its only happened to me while yawning though... :indifferent: hmmmm... :wink:

      Hee...hee...hee...gleeking. :laugh: Haven't heard that term since high school. :laugh:
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      Hehe, I've had this happen to me a few times! Including once in the dentist's chair... poor girl :laugh:
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      haha! :laugh: gleeking! :laugh: :laugh:
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      haha! :laugh: gleeking! :laugh: :laugh:

      are you apart of the gleek club? :wink:
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      Who me?? Uh-uh. Nope. *whistleing innocently* OK, well maybe once or twice. :laugh: No 2 footers though :noway:
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      Who me?? Uh-uh. Nope. *whistleing innocently* OK, well maybe once or twice. :laugh: No 2 footers though :noway:

      really give us an approximate! :laugh:
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      I can gleek on command. It's a gift. :smile:
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      I can gleek on command. It's a gift. :smile:

      hmmmmm that is truely a gift... lol how far can you gleek?
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      hmmmmm that is truely a gift... lol how far can you gleek?

      Hmm … I don't think I've ever measured it. Guess I'll have to tape a piece of paper to my monitor when I get home from work and try it.
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      are you apart of the gleek club? :wink:

      of course dahhhling! :drinker:
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      of course dahhhling! :drinker:

      ok you gotta measure the next time you do it now... I want to see if we cant find the world record and have a MFP person be in the guiness book...
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      ok you gotta measure the next time you do it now... I want to see if we cant find the world record and have a MFP person be in the guiness book...

      i will totally! i cant wait. wish i was talented enough to do it on command! :smokin:
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      i will totally! i cant wait. wish i was talented enough to do it on command! :smokin:

      yeah no kidding d5d14 must be talented... i wonder how far they are gonna get it.. on command might have its benifits to shooting it farther... :devil:
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      yeah no kidding d5d14 must be talented... i wonder how far they are gonna get it.. on command might have its benifits to shooting it farther... :devil:

      BAH!!! im leaving that ALONE! :glasses: :indifferent:
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      BAH!!! im leaving that ALONE! :glasses: :indifferent:

      its no fun unless you touch it... :devil: :glasses: :glasses: :glasses:

      sorry had to... :love:
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      its no fun unless you touch it... :devil: :glasses: :glasses: :glasses:

      sorry had to... :love:

      :noway:

      :laugh: :wink:
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      :noway:

      :laugh: :wink:

      dont pretend you didnt know thats what I was gonna say...
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      The involuntary spraying of saliva while yawning. Much like the venom spray from a cobra. In most cases the yawner doesn't realized it has happened only finding the aftermath once the yawn is over.


      I totally did this already this morning... right on my screen... :noway:
      wanted to know if anyone has ever done this... :indifferent: *shrug*
      Yup. Done that, and used to get people telling me to "Say it, don't spray it." Haven't had that happen since I was like 12 though...
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      :laugh: :tongue: :laugh: WOW ... we really do talk about pretty much anything on this site eh? :laugh: :tongue: :laugh:
    • Posts: 4,656 Member
      :laugh: :tongue: :laugh: WOW ... we really do talk about pretty much anything on this site eh? :laugh: :tongue: :laugh:

      TRUE story! :drinker:
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      TRUE story! :drinker:

      yup... I am just waiting for someone to hi-jack my thread... i wanna see what people come up with...
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