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Quick tips on how NOT to sabotage your girlfriend
Men get confused easily so I decided to make a small list of things we can do to not sabotage our girlfriends diets - Anytime she finds your secret stash of cheese or meat or cheetos or chocolate or anything that a human should be eating, smack her (and not in a fun way, feel free to go all Cris Brown on her or you're not…
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Lets show some love to our awesome friends here
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womens clothing size. Is this true?
Found this and had to inquire on its validity. If it is true... why do I constantly see women seeking a certain clothing size? Shouldn't you be seeking a store that sells smaller size? (May I suggest GAP based on the pic?)
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No soreness
This is something I am noticing and I figured I'd ask about it here. I have been doing stronglifts for 20+ weeks now and I have yet to experience soreness or DOMS(is that the right term?) Am I doing something wrong or not pushing myself too much or whats going on? I spend typically about 45 minutes in the gym for SL…
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Hello Everybody!
Hi; I'm a 28 years old man and am extremely overweight. 5 feet 9 inches and currently weight 280 lbs. I am sick and tired of being overweight. To be completely honest, i dont even care about my looks (although getting a better looking body would be nice) but its mainly about being able to function day to day properly and…
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What is hi?
It’s a greeting. Hi hi is a way for me to tell you that I am thinking about you Sometimes, that I read what you wrote and even though I don’t have anything valuable to add, I still acknowledge it it’s a way to drag you into a conversation because I adore you hi means stop ignoring me dangit! it’s a way for me to show you…
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Why you should let me touch your butt!
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How to period. Male POV
I have a healthy fascination with women and their plumbing work. I’m a nerd so I like to dig deep into things I find interesting. That includes learning about how/why a girl half my size bullies me every month. And here are my detailed overview of how it all goes down for them First comes the crankiness. Brace yourself.…
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How to bulk properly
Source: /b/ and imgur
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You know you're a Nerd when...
When you couldn't sleep for like 36+ hours trying to figure out why the Assembly code you're writing is crashing your computer and then when you finally fall asleep, you get the solution in your sleep When you read Lions commentary on Unix as a bed time light reading When you freak out your new employer by calling library…
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And on the 7th day he said "thou shall weigh yourself"
I weigh myself about once a month. Sometimes 2 or on a rare occasions, after 6 months. So when I do, I gotta make it count. I have to have a ritual. It all begins days before. I must conquer the water weight demon. What do I do. Drown myself in water. I drink so much water that if I was in Titanic, Leo would be alive. I…
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Heavenly foods thread
Since the founders and many of the followers of this group are folks with good taste (except Sara's weird fascination with pop-tarts...wtf?) I thought we should start a thread about "unhealthy" foods. Uncommon foods that sounds epically delicious are encouraged to be posted here. Recipes or ideas would be cool too.…
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I got a lot of friends but I also have cheez-it
And it is awesome!
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Moving on from Stronglifts. Also, 5/3/1
I am currently in week 16 of stronglifts. Although I took a break from lifting for 2 weeks due to work so lets call it week 14. I absolutely love stronglifts. I love its simplicity, I don't have to know anything outside of which day it is (once you get to be decent with the forms etc). I truly do love stronglifts. But even…
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Just do your thing and ignore the noise
You will never EVER please every one. The only natural thing is to please yourself (gigidy). Workout what YOU enjoy. Forgot the noise if weight lifting is best or running is or boxing is. Forget the noise about whats the good diet. YOU decide what you wanna eat. Nothing wrong with seeking advice or opinions but don't let…
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In honor of Dr. Oz, A Poem!
Dr. Oz I hate you Dr. Oz, I hate how you cry about my yummy foods I hate how you think you know everything about everything I hate that you can't keep your mouth shut about anything Dr. Oz, I hate it when you complain about a balanced diet I hate how you would make fun of Sugar even though it is oh so much sweeter than you…
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Indians do it better!
You know we do!
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What exactly makes fat and muscles
I'm sure this has been answered but seeing as I don't really know what I'm looking for... I couldn't search for it. I'm trying to understand what exactly makes fat and what builds muscles. I mean, when we're on a TDEE+ some more diet, while weight lifting, we build muscles and fat? And while on a TDEE - some cals diet, we…
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Horrible women
What if. guise hear me out! What if when women do something horrible Like cheat on you. Something happen. Like YOU endup paying for child support (for kids that aren't even yours) and half of your money to her.
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Favorite Cartoons!
Got my almost 3 years old nephew hooked on Tom and Jerry which is my favorite cartoon from childhood. I'm trying to get him hooked on Donald Duck too but he's being resistant! Got me thinking, what are/were some of you all's favorite cartoons growing up? Tom and Jerry, and Donald Duck were my favs by far. Lots of Aladin…
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How to eat. How to workout.
Friends status reminded me of this. Theres this guy at the gym who kept criticizing all of my workouts. Literally he'd go "don't deadlift, it hurts your back" "don't squat low, it hurts your knees" "don't do OHP, it makes you fat". I ignored him. Finally I think he snapped when I wouldn't listen to him and he went and…
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Keema (Indian Ground Beef Curry)
Copy/Pasting from my cooking blog ( http://www.myfitnesspal.com/blog/taunto )where I share authentic Indian/Pakistani/Arabic recipes. Most of the recipes are handed down to me by Late mother, my sister or my sister in law. Hope you enjoy it! This recipe is shared by my sister-in-law. Keema is a very popular dish in…
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This is EXACTLY what happens too!
My reaction when the good ladies of MFP puts the girls who’re man bashing to their place and shuts them up: My reaction when people say lifting makes women bulk My reaction when I see a status posted on my newsfeed from somebody added me months ago and never talked My reaction when my friends deactivate, leaving me with…
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Why good friends are so important
In my younger days, I fell in love. I fell in love with someone who left me shortly after and in my desperate attempt, I did something drastic. Something stupid. Something irrational. I got a Gorilla. A pet Gorilla. I named him Barnacles. B and I got close. We were best buddies. Everywhere we went, people talked about us.…
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What the world eats
Something interesting I found. Thought its worth sharing. Do notice how pretty much every culture eats completely different foods and yet, from the pictures, most of them look fairly healthy to me. Mexico Britain USA Australia Germany (By god these folks DO NOT look happy do they? How can you be mad with so much alcohol in…
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When are they in season?
Thought some of us can make use of these! Source cited at the bottom of images
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Calling out all of you IIFYM non-preechers
After a long day of work, Kanye West goes to his Kanye Nest to take his Kanye Rest. He wakes up feeling his Kanye Best. Then he'll get Kanye Dressed in his Kanye Vest to go on a Kanye Quest. He goes to church and becomes Kanye Blessed, then to a hotel and becomes a Kanye Guest. Then to school to take his Kanye Test. I'm…