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Why you should let me touch your butt!

taunto
taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
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  • Factory_Reset
    Factory_Reset Posts: 1,651 Member
    Hi Taunto!
  • MelsAuntie
    MelsAuntie Posts: 2,833 Member
    I was considering that until you threw in the kitten. Now, no. And by the way, it is not soft, it is firm. No jiggle.
  • __delete
    __delete Posts: 245 Member
    Stay away from my butt.

    It's still sore.



    From running.


    There is no way out of this, is there? Anything I say will be read differently than how I intended.
  • PaleoChocolateBear
    PaleoChocolateBear Posts: 2,844 Member
    Well I'm sold, glad I've been doing squats
  • _noob_
    _noob_ Posts: 3,306 Member
    Tldr
  • polarsjewel
    polarsjewel Posts: 1,725 Member
    Hi Taunto
  • WhatAnAss
    WhatAnAss Posts: 1,598 Member
    assumes the position :)
  • michelefrench
    michelefrench Posts: 814 Member
    how could one refuse an offer so logically stated and scientifically backed up....
  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
    Tldr

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    Better?
  • j75j75
    j75j75 Posts: 854 Member
    Free massage AND cookies?!?! IDK, might have to consider this...
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    Dont let them talk to you into putting the crisco inside. They lie when they say it's just to take your temperature.
  • cmcollins001
    cmcollins001 Posts: 3,472 Member
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  • Angie80281
    Angie80281 Posts: 444 Member
    You had me at chocolate chip cinnamon roll cookies.
  • Capt_Inzane
    Capt_Inzane Posts: 733 Member
    I thought you were already rubbing my butt?
    If it's not you...then who is it?
  • K_Serz
    K_Serz Posts: 1,299 Member
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  • tehboxingkitteh
    tehboxingkitteh Posts: 1,574 Member
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  • boredlimodriver
    boredlimodriver Posts: 264 Member
    last time i let you touch my butt i woke up sore. never again sir
  • highmaintnance
    highmaintnance Posts: 215 Member
    You had me at chocolate chip cinnamon roll cookies.


    On a day like today, I would do just about anything for a cookie!
  • Pangea250
    Pangea250 Posts: 965 Member
    Stay away from my butt.

    It's still sore.



    From running.


    There is no way out of this, is there? Anything I say will be read differently than how I intended.
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  • _bumshaker_
    _bumshaker_ Posts: 40
    Seriously? There is no line?
  • WhatAnAss
    WhatAnAss Posts: 1,598 Member
    I thought you were already rubbing my butt?
    If it's not you...then who is it?

    sorry it was me :tongue:
  • The_Enginerd
    The_Enginerd Posts: 3,982 Member
    I'm not sure it would be happiness in the graph that would be going up if you touched my butt.
  • _Waffle_
    _Waffle_ Posts: 13,049 Member
    Let my touch you with this butt.

    SOdeath.jpg
  • supahstar71
    supahstar71 Posts: 926 Member
    *stroking chin in contemplation*

    Is there a time limit with this touch?
  • Sul3i
    Sul3i Posts: 553 Member
    :laugh: although great presentation it's still off limits lol the hubby would never allow it sorry


    But have a great day
  • SoDamnHungry
    SoDamnHungry Posts: 6,998 Member
    A plate of roofieless cookies is the best offer I've ever gotten.
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,275 Member
    1182110481715.gif \m/
  • AngelicxAnnihilation
    AngelicxAnnihilation Posts: 336 Member
    :D Okay
  • LoraF83
    LoraF83 Posts: 15,694 Member
    This was funny the first time I read it.
  • DainaLC
    DainaLC Posts: 18,937 Member
    Butt out! :flowerforyou:
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