In honor of Dr. Oz, A Poem!

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taunto
taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
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Dr. Oz I hate you

Dr. Oz, I hate how you cry about my yummy foods
I hate how you think you know everything
about everything
I hate that you can't keep your mouth shut
about anything

Dr. Oz, I hate it when you complain about a balanced diet
I hate how you would make fun of Sugar
even though it is oh so much sweeter than you
I hate when you complain about carbs
even though its far better for me than you

Dr. Oz, I hate when you whine about milk
I hate how you are so pretentious
your taste isn't that great
I hate how you beat every joke to death
you're so unfunny

I hate that you're a sell out
You make other doctors look bad
Time Magazine calls you influential person to many
Chris Brown feels left out

Dr. Oz I hate you
You make me wanna fling poop at you



Sorry it didn't rhyme
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  • __RANDY__
    __RANDY__ Posts: 1,036 Member
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  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,229 Member
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    I DEMAND RHYME! :tongue:
  • ILiftHeavyAcrylics
    ILiftHeavyAcrylics Posts: 27,732 Member
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  • chocl8girl
    chocl8girl Posts: 1,968 Member
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    This is what my brain would like to do to "Dr." Oz every time I hear anything he has to say:

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  • tegantheaverage
    tegantheaverage Posts: 142 Member
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    I saw his show a couple of weeks ago and he said 'Eating white rice is the same as eating white sugar.'
  • lacroyx
    lacroyx Posts: 5,754 Member
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  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,229 Member
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    I saw his show a couple of weeks ago and he said 'Eating white rice is the same as eating white sugar.'

    *facepalm*

    Yeah... if I dumped a bunch of sugar on it!
  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,723 Member
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    I saw his show a couple of weeks ago and he said 'Eating white rice is the same as eating white sugar.'

    Maybe. If it's in rice pudding....
  • __RANDY__
    __RANDY__ Posts: 1,036 Member
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    I saw his show a couple of weeks ago and he said 'Eating white rice is the same as eating white sugar.'

    Maybe. If it's in rice pudding....

    I do love rice pudding
  • amsthegreat
    amsthegreat Posts: 228 Member
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    <3 your poem
  • Spokez70
    Spokez70 Posts: 548 Member
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    Dr. Oz I hate you
    You make me wanna fling poop at you


    Sorry it didn't rhyme

    Yes
  • amsthegreat
    amsthegreat Posts: 228 Member
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    One of my sorority sisters messaged me for advice on losing weight because she was stuck. So I asked her to tell me about her exercise/eating habits. She told me she was drinking some concoction involving vinegar and cranberry juice... I asked why she would consume something that sounded so terrible... when she told me Dr. Oz said it aided in weight loss I wanted to smack her.
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,229 Member
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    One of my sorority sisters messaged me for advice on losing weight because she was stuck. So I asked her to tell me about her exercise/eating habits. She told me she was drinking some concoction involving vinegar and cranberry juice... I asked why she would consume something that sounded so terrible... when she told me Dr. Oz said it aided in weight loss I wanted to smack her.

    Well that concoction can help with water weight. Lots of potassium in apple cider vinegar and cranberry juice. But weight loss... nah!
  • elenathegreat
    elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member
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    Dr Oz is a great, big *kitten*.

    I do love rice pudding, though.
  • Cr01502
    Cr01502 Posts: 3,614 Member
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    :love: this Taunto.

    I really felt it.

    Especially the part about making fun of Sugar.

    It's just unfair.
  • sewerchick93
    sewerchick93 Posts: 1,440 Member
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    Bravo to you Taunto!!!!

    I personally like to watch Dr. Oz, it gives me my daily dose of laughter. :laugh:
  • JimLeonardRN
    JimLeonardRN Posts: 296 Member
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    Dr Oz is good for a laugh! My mom has quit watching it if I'm at her house, cause I ridicule everything he says!
  • Cait_Sidhe
    Cait_Sidhe Posts: 3,150 Member
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    I saw his show a couple of weeks ago and he said 'Eating white rice is the same as eating white sugar.'
    This statement automatically makes me want rice pudding or kheer.
  • Spartan_Maker
    Spartan_Maker Posts: 683 Member
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    I hereby resolve that you are the MFP Poet Laureate.

    Could you come up with one about his Princeton-educated daughter who is making an ever bigger mess of things on her TV show?
  • redheaddee
    redheaddee Posts: 2,005 Member
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    LMAO, in before the lock and the strike :flowerforyou:

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