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Most people ignored me in high school because I was quiet, nerdy, and fat, and I don't live too far away from my hometown so even when I go back, many of them don't recognize me because I look (and act) like a different person. I'd like to go to my 10-year as the new sexy red-headed me and see how many of the idiots that…

I can hyperextend the joints in my knuckles and shoulders...I can put my hands on my hips and then point my elbows out in front of me while my hands are still on my hips. It looks really weird. I like to do it sometimes just to freak people out :) I also have bunyons (sp?) on both feet and I'm only 27. Thanks, dad and…

Artist. I just want to draw and paint. All day.

I went to a wedding last weekend where many pictures of me were taken by my mother...and I barely recognized myself because I had a confirmed double chin. Every angle, every photo, big ol' double chin. Also, yesterday I stepped on the scale and saw the highest number I have seen since I was 18, and that was like an…

Yaknow, I am typically one of those people that thinks there is no excuse for cheating and that if you're going to cheat, you get out of your relationship before you sleep with other people. But that's how I personally would handle it, and if other people want to make different choices, that's really not my problem. I can…

Perhaps you can use it as material for future acts :) He sounds like a huge *kitten*-hat, and there will always be those. And calling someone fat is really the laziest excuse for comedy that there is, in my opinion. It's what 2nd grade boys do when they're trying to get someone to laugh. Stupid.

I would like to apologize to someone in traffic that cut me off, and I flipped them the bird and screamed at them, but then when I passed them I saw it was an old person nervously gripping the wheel and they probably didn't mean to and were just scared to be on the interstate. I have probably done this a lot. So to…

Quaker Oatmeal Squares, Golden Maple! DROOL. Though I really never met a breakfast cereal I didn't like :)

Oh man, let's see... T.S. Eliot, Ludwig van Beethoven, Jimi Hendrix, Henry David Thoreau, and Claude Debussy. I'm actually kind of proud of myself for thinking of a couple that are not musicians or composers :)

Ripped denim shorts, fishnets, combat boots, and a smaller version of my favorite Rancid tee. I want to look like I could kick your *kitten* :happy: OH, and a mother-f***king bikini. I don't care what style, I don't care what color. Some studs or rivets would be cool though. I have never in my life worn a bikini, and I'm…

That is a pretty funny idea :) Every year at Halloween I ***** about how un-creative most women's costumes are....just insert the word "slutty" before pretty much anything and you have a Halloween costume. But I'd be lying if I said I wouldn't jump on that train if I was thinner :) Next year I want to go as a slutty German…

I'm glad I read this thread....going to start lifting asap!

Poor guy. Looks like maybe he was a victim of natural selection :/

I'm not a man, but I tend to not like butterfly tattoos, although I've seen some that are actually original and cool. It seems like a lot of women get butterflies, but that doesn't make it less meaningful for the person that gets it. I'm not really one to critique other people's tattoos because that is really a pointless…

Ha! I have none of the above. Awww yeahhh.

Sometimes I feel frumpy without makeup, but most of the time I feel...liberated :) It's nice to not feel obligated to put it on every day. Even if you are wearing makeup in your profile pic, I find it very hard to believe that you would look terrible without it. You have a pretty face!

Well, since I'm still not hot enough to go as something slutty like most other women do, I'm going to go as a Viking. My name will be Helga. I might wear some metal, maybe a helmet with horns. Perhaps I will carry a shield in case some *kitten* goes down.

My "tool detector" has an off-the-charts reading right now. Gack. the sad thing is, PEOPLE WILL BUY IT AND DO WHAT HE SAYS. People are amazingly stupid.

"Get Up" by Korn/Skrillex. That song always makes me feel naughty. Also, right now I'm digging "Blood" by In This Moment. I love Maria Brink!!

Yay!! I still work in the music industry (sales and customer service), so I talk to a lot of music teachers. The most awesome nerds there are :)

Total band nerd here. I even went to college for clarinet performance, so I am hardcore :) Although now I rarely have time to get my horn out, which makes me sad. I also play piano and organ so I spend most of my time playing those for church services and weddings and stuff like that.

Oh, and dried fruit can help too! Dried apricots will generally clear things out...although dried fruit has a lot of sugar, so be aware of that.

Try Miralax, Metamucil, or Citrucel. They are all daily fiber supplements that can help to keep things moving :) I have had this problem my entire life and it really sucks. But if I religiously take Metamucil 2x per day and stay away from things like cheese and desserts, it does help. And WATER. Sh*tloads of water :)

Correlation in one study does not imply causation. I call bull****! I would do most of the chores if I didn't work full time. If we both work full time, we both share. Plus my fiance is a WAY better housekeeper than I am, and he volunteers to do a lot of the stuff because he tends to think I don't clean thoroughly enough…

I change it a lot :) You look as though you've been playing in the dirt!

Good mom :)

Both would be terrible...but I think sitting next to a baby or toddler is the worst. I sat next to a hick trucker guy once on a flight...I mean he literally was missing his front teeth and wearing dirty jeans and a camo hat and told me all about his "old lady" and his truck driving experiences. He was nice though and not…

I'm pretty sure I will never have this problem unless I have stomach flu. That, or a killer hangover, is pretty much the only way I can eat under 1,000 calories and not be hungry.

I don't have a specific physical "type"....for me the other stuff is more important and I can be attracted to a range of different people. But the biggest things are that he has to be reasonably intelligent, not hugely into religion or politics, a nice guy, compassionate, and preferably a nerd. No alpha males! Probably the…

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