Insignificant misdeed in you'd like to apologize for.

Mine: I once answered Polo!! to a woman looking for her son Marco in (then) Epcot.


I'm sorry ma'am and I hope you found your son that day.

hahaha

I stole some candy off of a nun's desk because I thought she had given candy to everyone in the class except for me. Once I found out it was candy someone had given her, I seriously felt like crap (candy tasted good though). She did try the whole guilt trip the whole class thing but I knew better to fess up....Still feel a bit bad about that to this day.

I would like to apologize to someone in traffic that cut me off, and I flipped them the bird and screamed at them, but then when I passed them I saw it was an old person nervously gripping the wheel and they probably didn't mean to and were just scared to be on the interstate. I have probably done this a lot. So to everyone who made an honest mistake in traffic and then I got p*ssed and gave you the finger...I'm sorry, carry on.

But to all the douches who cut me off on purpose...well, you still suck.

I'm sorry to all my friends, family, and random strangers that have had to put up with me freaking out every time there's a cockroach that crosses my path. I'm also sorry for the messes that result on your shoes because I make you kill them.

Mine: I once answered Polo!! to a woman looking for her son Marco in (then) Epcot.


I'm sorry ma'am and I hope you found your son that day.

LOL this is great! Sorry I can't help but laugh

Ok, now I'm sorry I said this! ....

ok not really..

I appologize to the woman today who came in to audit some of the trucks we have on our lot. I was rather busy with my morning meeting and she had been waiting out in our back lot for quite some time, after realizing she was still out back (because I forgot about her) I ran out there to help her. When I arrived I offered my appologies for being late.

"Sorry about your wait ma'am"

Her reply was not so nice....

"EXCUSE ME!!!!!! I demand to speak to your boss at once!!! How dare you leave me out here to sit for an hour and more, then come out here and insult my weight, that is unprofessional and uncalled for!!!!"

in shock, mumbling and fumbling my words I managed to spit out a reply "No no no no no ma'am I meant sorry about your wait as in the time it took me to get here not for physical condition"

Needless to say she wasn't buying my appology and the time she spent on the audit was awkward and uncomfortable...

To the angry auditor (who really was kinda big, but i'm not that big of an *kitten* to call her out on it lol) I appologize for making a statement that made you think I was callin you a fatty

I'm sorry co-worker lady. I didn't mean to tell you I would stab you ( I was just kidding). How was I supposed to know that your ex husband had tried to stab you in real life?

^^I laughed so hard reading this. I think I'm going to hell. :bigsmile:

I appologize to the woman today who came in to audit some of the trucks we have on our lot. I was rather busy with my morning meeting and she had been waiting out in our back lot for quite some time, after realizing she was still out back (because I forgot about her) I ran out there to help her. When I arrived I offered my appologies for being late.

"Sorry about your wait ma'am"

Her reply was not so nice....

"EXCUSE ME!!!!!! I demand to speak to your boss at once!!! How dare you leave me out here to sit for an hour and more, then come out here and insult my weight, that is unprofessional and uncalled for!!!!"

in shock, mumbling and fumbling my words I managed to spit out a reply "No no no no no ma'am I meant sorry about your wait as in the time it took me to get here not for physical condition"

Needless to say she wasn't buying my appology and the time she spent on the audit was awkward and uncomfortable...

To the angry auditor (who really was kinda big, but i'm not that big of an *kitten* to call her out on it lol) I appologize for making a statement that made you think I was callin you a fatty

I have to say, this sounds like a huge (haha) overreaction. Unless you somehow put your vocal emphasis on the word "wait", there is no reason for her to assume you're being a jerk.

I kinda assumed she had been made fun as a child or had some self esteem issues because she flat out emo raged on me for it and I didn't do anything but try and appologize for being late and for flat out forgetting she was there lol

I'm sorry co-worker lady. I didn't mean to tell you I would stab you ( I was just kidding). How was I supposed to know that your ex husband had tried to stab you in real life?

So how are YOU doing? Love your ink...

I'm feeling a little tensed...backed up. Haha...thank you

Years ago I had a coworker that would complain incessantly about a Vietnamese woman at her gym who would go into the locker room whirl pool completely naked. She was really upset that the woman would not adhere to the strict hygiene rules of wearing a bathing suit -- no nakie in the whirl pool! Her only dilema was that she couldn't communicate with this lady, much to her failed attempts -- she did not know how to speak the Vietnamese language. She so desperately wated to be able to tell her, "Put your bathing suit on!" On-and-on every day about this lady. One of our pharmacists at the time knew the foreign language, so I asked her to please teach our coworker how to say, "Please put your bathing suit on!" in Vietnamese. Come to find out, unbeknownst to me at the time, no one really liked this coworker. And as a result, they taught her how to say, "Let's get it on!" in lieu of "Put your bathing suit on!" I feel really bad because I was trying to help her and it only made things worse. I'm sorry, I was only trying to help.