LoreleiEvil Member

Joe Bonamassa

High fiber cereal and a yogurt. I hate yogurt, but it's working.

Bingo. It's code for "you better not wear a smaller size than me" in my family. Of course, no matter how much I weigh my father will call me FatAss so they don't get a vote in how I run my life.

I go on cooking jags, where I'll spend an hour or so cooking every few days so I can just heat up leftovers the rest of the time. If I buy 4 hamburger patties I cook them all at the same time. Then I can preload the calories in my diary, too. Keep it simple when I don't have a lot of time. I save the complicated dishes for…

My advice is don't. He's responsible for his health just as you are for yours. So you do your thing and invite him to join you. Lead by example. The only person you can change is yourself, same goes for him. I agree with Markie166.

In a bar: "You should just give up. No REAL MAN wants you, just go ahead and turn *kitten*." Then he turned around to leave and my brother punched him in the face. True story.

The right bra is the secret to a great rack no matter what the size of the "girls" in question are. Go get fitted and buy some rockin' lingerie in your new size. Spend the money, you earned it.

Definitely not interesting when clothed and not from the neck up. There is a niche for dumb yet pretty. Those GI Joe movies were so bad they were almost good.

This would make an awesome Woot shirt design.

I haven't lost a size yet, but I'm getting closer. 21 pounds down.

+1 Well stated, sir.

It's the only way to be sure. :D

Monitoring my food is like taking my medications in the morning. It's a habit now, not a chore and a positive habit that has taken over for some negative and damaging behaviors. Logging in every day reminds me that skipping meals did me no good, for one. In fact, that screwed up my hunger response so badly that I couldn't…

They make great burrito filling with some spices, chilis, and black beans. Even good room temp.

Are hysterical laughter calories in the database and can I eat those back?

GAH! Someone beat me to it.

Guilt and most of my beer consumption.

She's choosing to eat more, not changing settings, I believe.

Nope, that's part of normal activity level for me.

I love it. He's such a hack, but he makes me laugh.

Agreed. I smoked for a reason. Once I fixed that reason, I could quit. What's your reason? My reason was an abusive, yet handsome smooth talking dirtbag. I'll spare you the codependent details, but stress equaled smokes.

I did. Mostly because I didn't want to throw up constantly anymore so I actually kept food down.

Oh, HAIL NO! I'm impossible to live with. My divorce from myself would be nasty. Worth the movie rights, but nasty.

Thanks, well stated!

Eh, Utah's gonna suck AGAIN. Too much to hope for that BYU draws a bagel this year? :) Guess I'll have to root for Utah State.

They sure can. I'm back to a super narrow width.

This made me laugh in a most indelicate fashion. Way to go, OP.

Bifurcated beefcake!

I like that modification! It's much more poetic than "you can't change anyone else unless thay are in diapers."

To shut that damn doctor up. Also to outlive the b*stard.