Thanksgiving jokes ;0)

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ericarey85
ericarey85 Posts: 312 Member
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To ease some stress from Thanksgiving prep here are a few jokes that might give you a giggle......

Where do turkeys go to dance? The Butterball

What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to? Plymouth Rock

Why didnt the farmer tell secrets in the cornfield? the corn has ears

Why was the turkey the drummer in the band? b/c ha had the drumsticks

Why did the turkey cross the road? it was the chickens day off

why did the Pilgrim cross the road? to chase the turkey

My 2 faves.........

Why didnt the turkey finish his dessert? b/c he was stuffed!

What happened to the turkey who got into a fight? he got the stuffing beat outta him


:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!!!!
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  • ericarey85
    ericarey85 Posts: 312 Member
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    To ease some stress from Thanksgiving prep here are a few jokes that might give you a giggle......

    Where do turkeys go to dance? The Butterball

    What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to? Plymouth Rock

    Why didnt the farmer tell secrets in the cornfield? the corn has ears

    Why was the turkey the drummer in the band? b/c ha had the drumsticks

    Why did the turkey cross the road? it was the chickens day off

    why did the Pilgrim cross the road? to chase the turkey

    My 2 faves.........

    Why didnt the turkey finish his dessert? b/c he was stuffed!

    What happened to the turkey who got into a fight? he got the stuffing beat outta him


    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!!!!
  • Bobbie145
    Bobbie145 Posts: 331 Member
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    Those are cute! Thanks for the chuckle!:laugh:

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  • bigj06
    bigj06 Posts: 12
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    Nice jokes, lol!!!
  • kidinthehall27
    kidinthehall27 Posts: 2 Member
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    thanks for the giggles:tongue:
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
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    Uh-oh! :laugh:

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  • dothompson
    dothompson Posts: 1,184 Member
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    A game warden was driving down the road when he came upon a young boy carrying a wild turkey under his arm.?



    He stopped and asked the boy, 'Where did you get that turkey?'?



    The boy replied, 'What turkey?'?



    The game warden said, 'That turkey you're carrying under your arm.'?



    The boy looks down and said, 'Well, lookee here, a turkey done roosted under my arm!'?



    The game warden said, 'Now look, you know turkey season is closed, so whatever you do to that turkey, I'm going to do to you.?



    If you break his leg, I'm gonna break your leg. If you break his wing, I'll break your arm. Whatever you do to him, I'll do to you. So, what are you gonna do with him?'?



    The little boy said, 'I guess I'll just kiss his *kitten* and let him go!'



    May your stuffing be tasty
    May your turkey plump,
    May your potatoes and gravy
    Have never a lump.
    May your yams be delicious
    And your pies take the prize,
    And may your Thanksgiving dinner
    Stay off your thighs!
    Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!
  • kelhun1
    kelhun1 Posts: 183 Member
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    Uh-oh! :laugh:

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    That is so DISTURBING!
  • beagletracks
    beagletracks Posts: 6,035 Member
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    What did the leftover stuffing say to the refrigerator?


    Shut the door! I'm dressing!
  • beagletracks
    beagletracks Posts: 6,035 Member
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    Knock-knock.
  • JFinn26
    JFinn26 Posts: 708 Member
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    If April showers bring May flowers...what do May flowers bring?

    Pilgrims
  • JFinn26
    JFinn26 Posts: 708 Member
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    What did the mother turkey say to her unruly children?

    "If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy."
  • JFinn26
    JFinn26 Posts: 708 Member
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    peppermintpudgy wrote: »
    Knock-knock.
    Who's there?
  • beagletracks
    beagletracks Posts: 6,035 Member
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    Sara
  • JFinn26
    JFinn26 Posts: 708 Member
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    peppermintpudgy wrote: »
    Sara
    Sara who?
  • beagletracks
    beagletracks Posts: 6,035 Member
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    jamespfinnen wrote: »
    peppermintpudgy wrote: »
    Sara
    Sara who?

    Saranother bottle of wine? Mom used the last three to "baste the turkey."

    or Saranother bottle of wine? There's no way I'm making it through this dinner sober.

    or Saranother bottle of wine? This is some dry-azz turkey.

    Modifications welcome. ;)
  • TechAaronLoyd
    TechAaronLoyd Posts: 339 Member
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    ba dum tish
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    TechAaronLoyd Posts: 339 Member
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  • IILikeToMoveItMoveIt
    IILikeToMoveItMoveIt Posts: 1,172 Member
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    lol everyone!
  • beagletracks
    beagletracks Posts: 6,035 Member
    edited November 2015
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    jamespfinnen wrote: »
    What did the mother turkey say to her unruly children?

    "If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy."

    This is a good one. I'm using this at Mom's house.
  • beagletracks
    beagletracks Posts: 6,035 Member
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