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  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
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    Believes himself to be the last true Puritan. He hides in the bushes and spray paints scarlet letters on naughty dogs that pee on his lawn.
  • PiscesIntuition
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    Bookstore clerk
  • Pandemonium_
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    Singing cowboy at the Rennaisance Faire. Her favorite tune is "Get Along, Ye Olde Pony"
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
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    Sits in your refrigerator with a flashlight when the normal light is busted
  • Pandemonium_
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    Has developed and patented her brand new fitness routine, "Carbercizing". Basically she lifts full pizza boxes in daring and provocative manners while wearing yoga pants and crop tops.
  • pizzamyheart
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    After many months of research he finally was able to make a pizza out of cauliflower that tastes exactly like the square greasy pizza he got from his school cafeteria back in second grade. He sells it to people out of the back of his van.
  • Pandemonium_
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    She is known as the Diva of the Mid-Day Meal. Lunch lady at the middle school. She rules with an iron grip...on the lunch menu. Don't believe me? Look her in the eyes and disrespect her and it'll be cabbage for lunch tomorrow.
  • pizzamyheart
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    He is unemployed but can be found dressed as a bunch of grapes in the hopes that he can land a part for fruit of the loom.
  • pizzamyheart
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    Will dress like Elvis and make rude gestures at you over web cam for $25
  • Pandemonium_
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    Phallic balloon artist. Just dont ask her to make a dog. She *kitten* hates that.
  • pizzamyheart
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    He offers a cheap blanket service at hotels in which he will lay on top of you for warmth
  • Pandemonium_
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    Worlds greatest spackle artist. Once spackled a rendition of Tom Cruise jumping on Oprah's couch that left critics in awe.
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,313 Member
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    Geeksquad
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    Dog whisperer
  • Pandemonium_
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    She collects used KFC buckets from the dumpster, extracts all the extra grease from them to bottle and sell as "personal lubricant"
  • pizzamyheart
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    He works for Little Debbie in quality control. His main responsibility is to make sure each snack cake is moist and has sufficient cream. He lost both arms in a terrible woodpecker incident last year so he can only use his toes.
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
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    Competes in professional Pizza tossing competitions!
  • Pandemonium_
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    Started his own establishment that combines his two passions: drinking and exercising. There are no bar stools, just treadmills bellied up to the bar and P90x on every tv
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
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    He is a cycle coach for Peloton that has different background for each day to make it seem like he is traveling the world!
  • JeBeBu
    JeBeBu Posts: 258 Member
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    Snake Milker, used to exclusively work for Nastassja Kinski, but has recently branched out to include the snakes of the Kardashians and 7 out of 10 of the Teen Moms...creating supermodels out of moderately famous, slightly attractive reality stars everywhere!

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