*kitten* Women Say to Personal Trainers

millerll
millerll Posts: 873 Member
edited November 8 in Chit-Chat
I saw this on BB.com and just had to share. A bit of a stereotyped generalization, but still pretty damn funny!

For you PTs out there - is this true? :laugh:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aosMsYWzKzs

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  • Jellyphant
    Jellyphant Posts: 1,400 Member
    "Does this roll out the fat?" ROFLMAOO
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,992 Member
    Ahahaha! I've had it all said to me! Here are a few that are classic:

    "I don't like to squat because my *kitten* is too big already!"

    "Once I get to goal weight, do I have to keep exercising?"

    "I don't want to be flabby, so will massage help squeeze fat out of the cells?


    A.C.E. Certified Personal Trainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness for 28+ years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition
  • karinaes
    karinaes Posts: 570 Member
    Ahahaha! I've had it all said to me! Here are a few that are classic:

    "I don't like to squat because my *kitten* is too big already!"

    "Once I get to goal weight, do I have to keep exercising?"

    "I don't want to be flabby, so will massage help squeeze fat out of the cells?


    A.C.E. Certified Personal Trainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness for 28+ years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition
    LMAO!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    Silly women
  • KatieJane83
    KatieJane83 Posts: 2,002 Member
    'I feel like this is making me bulkier!'

    Love it!!
  • KatieJane83
    KatieJane83 Posts: 2,002 Member
    Ahahaha! I've had it all said to me! Here are a few that are classic:

    "I don't like to squat because my *kitten* is too big already!"

    "Once I get to goal weight, do I have to keep exercising?"

    "I don't want to be flabby, so will massage help squeeze fat out of the cells?


    A.C.E. Certified Personal Trainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness for 28+ years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition

    omg, the stupidity of humans never ceases to amaze me.
  • LeanerBeef
    LeanerBeef Posts: 1,432 Member

    "I don't like to squat because my *kitten* is too big already!"

    That is HILARIOUS!! And I can hear that one....lol
  • frugalmomsrock
    frugalmomsrock Posts: 1,123
    rofl.
  • ESVABelle
    ESVABelle Posts: 1,264 Member
    I had a girl complain because her quads were getting too big and it made her pants fit funny. So she was going to stop working out.
    *crickets*
  • shovav91
    shovav91 Posts: 2,335 Member
    This makes me embarrassed to be a girl... :(
  • 99Tinkerbell
    99Tinkerbell Posts: 384
    God that was so funny... and I'm sure it's all TRUE! :laugh:
  • monkeymouse74
    monkeymouse74 Posts: 288
    Surely they cant be being serious???:noway: LOL!
  • anniekim17
    anniekim17 Posts: 4
    Hey, now. Men say stupid things, too.
  • Switty_Kitty
    Switty_Kitty Posts: 532 Member
    Hey, now. Men say stupid things, too.

    Noooooo. Men would never do such a thing! :laugh:
  • AmyMK
    AmyMK Posts: 164
    Bahahahah this is hilarious...

    But really, girl scout cookies? SO GOOD!
  • ILiftHeavyAcrylics
    ILiftHeavyAcrylics Posts: 27,732 Member
    I think it's fair to say that *humans* say stupid things, but that didn't keep this from being hilarious :P
  • snookumss
    snookumss Posts: 1,451 Member
    I am not even a personal trainer but I have friends who use the dumbest excuses when I work out with them for various exercises or diet plans. Most recent.

    "I don't eat more protein because I don't need any muscle! Thats what a hubby's for, right?!"

    *sigh*
  • LastSixtySix
    LastSixtySix Posts: 352 Member
    LMAO - thank you soooo much for sharing this. . .oh but wAIT, she forgot to mention the biggest subject of all - TOM!!!
  • chosengiver
    chosengiver Posts: 1,462 Member


    "I don't eat more protein because I don't need any muscle! Thats what a hubby's for, right?!"

    *sigh*

    I can't tell you how many thoughts just ran rampant thru my mind!
    WoW!!!
  • LeanerBeef
    LeanerBeef Posts: 1,432 Member
    Hey, now. Men say stupid things, too.

    Hey, us men are always taking a beating ....just sit there and be quiet for once & take it like a man! LOL :wink:
  • inge88
    inge88 Posts: 184 Member
    I cannot access Youtube at work, but I feel like I need to bump this so I can watch it tonight :)
  • Ichbinceiling
    Ichbinceiling Posts: 97
    LMFAO.... Best video ever!
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,992 Member
    Here's one I forgot:

    "I don't like to strength train, but I want "toned" arms. Running will do that right?"


    A.C.E. Certified Personal Trainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness for 28+ years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition
  • nikki1anna
    nikki1anna Posts: 98
    My favorite comment I hear at work:

    I don't need to do cardio, all I need to do is sit-ups, ab roller and all other ab workouts to get a flat stomach. I don't have to change my diet either... insert KFC, Popeyes, McDonalds and everything else NOT in moderation.

    because obviously the fat arms, legs, back rolls and saddlebags don't matter, only the stomach does =X
  • juliesummers
    juliesummers Posts: 738 Member
    At the gym where I work I hear women all the time tell me that they don't want to gain any muscle, or even a few who have told me that they want to get rid of their muscle!! Smh.

    We also have women who complain that our program doesn't work because they're not losing weight, only to find out that they go over to Denny's for bacon, sausage, pancakes and eggs right after their workout (during which they hardly pushed themselves).
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