I'm Baking Tons of *kitten* for a church bake sale.

katiedid1226
katiedid1226 Posts: 233 Member
You know what is wrong with this picture!

It is messing me up! This is my third day of it, and I have had a glass of wine just to make a better choice (wine vs. cookies).

All kinds of bad!

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  • Windy_
    Windy_ Posts: 1,012 Member
    You know what is wrong with this picture!

    Yeah. You're baking *kitten* for your church bake sale.
  • BrettPGH
    BrettPGH Posts: 4,720 Member
    That's gonna be a tough sell, even to the most devout...
  • FitBeto
    FitBeto Posts: 2,121 Member
    So whats the rule on Jesus and *kitten*. Can you say that if you are religious? Or is it just choose a few rules from the book and go with that.
  • perfectingpatti
    perfectingpatti Posts: 1,037 Member
    It is messing me up! This is my third day of it, and I have had a glass of wine just to make a better choice (wine vs. cookies).

    I'd go with the wine!
  • perfectingpatti
    perfectingpatti Posts: 1,037 Member
    So whats the rule on Jesus and *kitten*. Can you say that if you are religious? Or is it just choose a few rules from the book and go with that.

    Oh, no. She cussed. She's going to hell for saying *kitten*.
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,291 Member
    So whats the rule on Jesus and *kitten*. Can you say that if you are religious? Or is it just choose a few rules from the book and go with that.

    Oh, no. She cussed. She's going to hell for saying *kitten*.
    Probably....heh \m/
  • DoingitWell
    DoingitWell Posts: 560 Member
    The title of this is hilarious...LOL
  • wildapril
    wildapril Posts: 97 Member
    Probably because MFP has stringent rules on profanity. People have to ******** out some weird words just to be safe, such as "P****-footing around", or "Charles D***ens".
  • FitBeto
    FitBeto Posts: 2,121 Member
    So whats the rule on Jesus and *kitten*. Can you say that if you are religious? Or is it just choose a few rules from the book and go with that.

    Oh, no. She cussed. She's going to hell for saying *kitten*.

    You'd be surprised. haha
  • rowdylibrarian
    rowdylibrarian Posts: 251 Member
    I've been doing the same thing. The Cookie Walk is a week away. I think I read somewhere on MFP that cookie _dough_ doesn't have any calories until its baked into actual cookies, because the heat from the oven activates the energy in the calories. So, thankfully, I'm safe, since I've only been eating the dough. :)
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
    yeah... i'm not sure that *kitten* is going to sell. i mean... even if you package it all pretty... it's still poop. and i can make that myself, without even trying. i'm not gonna spend good money on it.
  • AngryDiet
    AngryDiet Posts: 1,349 Member
    Them church people can be real freaky and might enjoy the all that *kitten*.
  • hiker359
    hiker359 Posts: 577 Member
    So whats the rule on Jesus and *kitten*. Can you say that if you are religious? Or is it just choose a few rules from the book and go with that.

    Oh, no. She cussed. She's going to hell for saying *kitten*.
    Probably....heh \m/

    I never really worry about going to hell...I figure, "At least I'll be with friends."
  • katiedid1226
    katiedid1226 Posts: 233 Member
    I've been doing the same thing. The Cookie Walk is a week away. I think I read somewhere on MFP that cookie _dough_ doesn't have any calories until its baked into actual cookies, because the heat from the oven activates the energy in the calories. So, thankfully, I'm safe, since I've only been eating the dough. :)

    That is the most reasonable *kitten* I've heard all week!
  • katiedid1226
    katiedid1226 Posts: 233 Member
    So whats the rule on Jesus and *kitten*. Can you say that if you are religious? Or is it just choose a few rules from the book and go with that.

    Oh, no. She cussed. She's going to hell for saying *kitten*.
    Probably....heh \m/

    I never really worry about going to hell...I figure, "At least I'll be with friends."

    I will drink to that ;)
  • pastryari
    pastryari Posts: 8,646 Member
    I've been doing the same thing. The Cookie Walk is a week away. I think I read somewhere on MFP that cookie _dough_ doesn't have any calories until its baked into actual cookies, because the heat from the oven activates the energy in the calories. So, thankfully, I'm safe, since I've only been eating the dough. :)

    LOL :drinker:
  • Chief_Rocka
    Chief_Rocka Posts: 4,710 Member
    You motherf***ers need Jesus
  • VelociMama
    VelociMama Posts: 3,119 Member
    Jesus loves cupcakes.
  • katiedid1226
    katiedid1226 Posts: 233 Member
    You motherf***ers need Jesus

    Hell yes!
  • katiedid1226
    katiedid1226 Posts: 233 Member
    Jesus loves cupcakes.

    I love that and I love your screen name!