2,743 calories per slice

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  • iloso
    iloso Posts: 156
    I would have to cut off my arm before I consume 1/2 of a slice. I hate cheese cake and recently...food like this makes me feel sick.
  • wiltl
    wiltl Posts: 188 Member
    That looks amazing...I need to take something to a family reunion next month! Lol, I'm sure they'd all love me!

    It got me curious, so I looked up the Claim Jumper's Mother Lode cake - 7 layers of chocolate cake and chocolate fudge. 2,768 Calories per slice. It's taken me 3 days to eat one slice, so I guess that's okay? :noway:
  • funkyspunky872
    funkyspunky872 Posts: 866 Member
    I'm sorry, guys. This is a fitness site, and I'm way outta line.

    iceberg-lettuce-e1334482414829.jpg

    Ahhh, much better. ;)
  • Kalliejc
    Kalliejc Posts: 36
    It looks and sounds unbelievable!!!! :)
  • filomenae
    filomenae Posts: 110 Member
    I'm honestly disgusted by it more than anything :laugh:
  • Romans624
    Romans624 Posts: 822
    I'm sure its delicious... and I'm sure glad its not really in front of me lol :)
  • sirmio
    sirmio Posts: 44 Member
    Nauseating.
  • indescribablesin
    indescribablesin Posts: 57
    Looks amazing, sounds absolutely disgusting. :laugh: It would be way too rich, no way I could get through a whole slice!
  • najla56
    najla56 Posts: 195 Member
    saw the topic, opened the page, took one look at the cake, closed the page immediately- repeated 7 times already....I AM ADDICTED TO THE PICTURE OF A CAKE!!!!! holy heavens.....
  • Ljp0017
    Ljp0017 Posts: 1
    OMG! Delicious looking, nauseating thinking about all the calories after the last bite.:embarassed:
  • Railr0aderTony
    Railr0aderTony Posts: 6,803 Member
    Two words- WORTH IT,
  • marvelscale
    marvelscale Posts: 135
    That's like, every dessert I love mashed into one cake :(
  • lala0719
    lala0719 Posts: 20
    Look DELICIOUS!!! :D I would probably be sweeted out by the first slice. EVERYTHING IN THE CAKE IS WHY I'M ON THIS WEBSITE!!! Hahaa lol
  • Guines9
    Guines9 Posts: 137
    NEED THE NAME OF A GOOD HEART SURGEON?
  • SomeoneSomeplace
    SomeoneSomeplace Posts: 1,094 Member
    I don't like cake!

    And I hate cheesecake too even tho it's really pie, lol and I love pie generally.

    I like the crust on cheesecake but not the rest...

    If I were to eat something with crazy calories like that it would be savory food for me.
  • lala0719
    lala0719 Posts: 20
    MEE TOO!
  • giggles7706
    giggles7706 Posts: 1,491 Member
    OMGOSH! This look sooo good. :( I WANT IT.
  • neverstray
    neverstray Posts: 3,845 Member
    I think I just jizzed in my pants.
  • sosino
    sosino Posts: 41
    It looks like heaven on a plate. Though I could never eat that, I'd be riddled by guilt for days/weeks.

    Agreed total food porn.

    Wouldn't have worry about guilt afterwards, I'd be in a sugar coma.

    ;)
  • quickchekgal
    quickchekgal Posts: 213 Member
    Oh my lord...I want it!!!!
  • MoreBean13
    MoreBean13 Posts: 8,701 Member
    I wish I had never opened this thread.
  • stepharega
    stepharega Posts: 211 Member
    as uncle jesse would say

    Have Mercy!
  • xLexa
    xLexa Posts: 482 Member
    I think my sweet craving is finally over! woo hooo

    I just looked at that pic and thought.. no thanks :O someone call a doctor I think I am sick!! lol
  • hellosara08
    hellosara08 Posts: 140 Member
    Take away the marshmellow fluff and chocolate icing and I'm game. I LOOOOOOVE cheesecake. I'd devour this entire cake within one day. Which is why we don't have cheescake in my house now.
  • lynda155
    lynda155 Posts: 112 Member
    :blushing: :blushing: :laugh: :laugh: :love: :love: FOOD PORN:flowerforyou: :flowerforyou: :smokin: :smokin: :smooched: :smooched:
  • cindys0417
    cindys0417 Posts: 1,279 Member
    I just gained the 3 lbs I lost by looking.. LOL
  • LinaBo
    LinaBo Posts: 342 Member
    Oh my... and there's a recipe for it, too. I am so very screwed.
  • Josie_lifting_cats
    Josie_lifting_cats Posts: 949 Member
    I would WANT to eat the whole thing, attempt to eat the whole thing, and get pissed when I couldn't eat more than a slice.

    Such is the story of my life anymore. And I suppose it's a good thing, but damn I miss eating too much food sometimes. You know, like when it's REALLY GOOD.
  • marathon64
    marathon64 Posts: 378 Member
    You forgot the whipped cream...
  • Le_Joy
    Le_Joy Posts: 549 Member
    When I read the title I was really hoping it was pizza... Very sad it isn't pizza...

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