The Funny Things Kids Say

PhillyTD
PhillyTD Posts: 375 Member
edited December 2024 in Chit-Chat
So I am walking into the grocery store with my 9yo. I say, "Man am I hungry. Let's get some subs!" 9yo replies, "Dad, you don't need any food. You can live off your fat like a whale or a polar bear!"

Let's hear some equally amusing dialog...ready...set...GO!

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  • phillieschic
    phillieschic Posts: 615 Member
    My 14 year old likes to say: "Mom, remember when you were fat..." ha ha..yeah, Shut up, Owen.

    The best part is that my 9 year old has no recollection of THAT time period. :drinker:
  • polarsjewel
    polarsjewel Posts: 1,725 Member
    I took my 4 year old into a liquor store, it's lined up to the back of the store because it's Christmas Eve, I pick up our "supplies" and am standing in line when he pipes up "MMMmmmmm I LOVE rum"....yeah I got a lot of dirty looks from other customers!
  • MsNewBooty83
    MsNewBooty83 Posts: 985 Member
    i have a 4yr old and a 3yr old, so every day they say something totally nuts. my son actually thinks hes a zombie and one day was checking in all our ears to see if our brains were ripe enough for eating....every one else apparently had a yummy brain, but when he got so me he said, "hmmmmm (thumb and index fingers slightly apart, one eye alll squinted up and head cocked to one side...) mama just has a liiiiiiiittleee tiiiiiinyyyyyy brain!" my husband still laughs at that every time i have a blonde moment, its right back in my face again! lol.
    now, my 3yr old girl, best moment ever.... in a public washroom and its my TOM (tmi, i know, but it works for the story...) so im changing my womanly business up, but i cant just leave a 3 yr old loose in the store, so i gotta take her in with me. i stand up and she yellls, "mama! why u have a string in your bum?!!!!" OMG, i almost i died. there was at least 3 other ppl in there and i heard a cpl giggles. ugh!
    kids do say the darndest things!!!!
  • laurenkoszola
    laurenkoszola Posts: 101 Member
    now, my 3yr old girl, best moment ever.... in a public washroom and its my TOM (tmi, i know, but it works for the story...) so im changing my womanly business up, but i cant just leave a 3 yr old loose in the store, so i gotta take her in with me. i stand up and she yellls, "mama! why u have a string in your bum?!!!!" OMG, i almost i died. there was at least 3 other ppl in there and i heard a cpl giggles. ugh!
    kids do say the darndest things!!!!

    LOL my daughter who is 8, when we go to the bathroom together and it is a one person bathroom at my TOM and goes "ma I don't want to have any kids!" "Its going to hurt isn't it?!" I usually tell her "yes Kylie, if you don't want to have any kids that's fine with me!"
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