are you really my octopus

story time: this one time i was walking down the street and it was raining and i had no umbrella. so i grabbed a purple umbrella that fell on top of my head and then i got on this mystical unicorn that let me ride it after i had to find it 18 acorns (it's a long story you really don't want to know) and then i had a thought that if i was a pigeon, i would sell everyone i love to Satan for one corn chip because think about it i'm a pigeon lol whats morality