Rant away!

Tony_Brewski
Tony_Brewski Posts: 1,376 Member
Ever have that neighbor that claims to be a friend? But bashes you or your family every change they get? I have that going on. These people their **** don't stink, they are the role model picture perfect Family thats so close minded to what anyone else around them thinks or believes. Their kids are flawless (3 are medicated for behavior issues) and any issues that their kids have are a result of people around them. Son of a *****! I want to throat punch them soooo badly! I go out of my way to avoid them but they live a few houses down, I go to the same gym as them.

How many of you got ***hole neighbors like this? Rant on about it. Throat punch them? or burning bag of dog poo?

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  • AllTehBeers
    AllTehBeers Posts: 5,030 Member
    Nah, I live in apartment complex. None of them know my family.
  • Dont have neighbors like that but go ahead and let it out Throat punch them
  • slkehl
    slkehl Posts: 3,801 Member
    My neighbors are Russian and are always trying to get me to watch their dogs when they are on vacation. The dogs are big and bark, and I'm sorry, they'd have to pay me a lot to clean up their crap. So one night I was at their house for dinner and my neighbor drank half a bottle of Cognac and started yelling at me for not watching his dogs! It's been super awkward since then.
  • RedHeadDevotchka
    RedHeadDevotchka Posts: 1,394 Member
    The people who live upstairs have 3 kids and they cry....alot. And they are routinely up really late, past 11. Like SHUT UP!
  • PANZERIA
    PANZERIA Posts: 471 Member
    My neighbors across the street were fine...until I tried to take their dog to the humane society.

    Their dog is a black lab, and they do not have a fenced in yard. This dog wanders EVERYWHERE. At the time, he didn't even have a collar or tags, and he had worms.

    I was taking one of my own dogs for a walk when I heard an argument between my neighbor (who was severely intoxicated) and the local dog catcher.

    "Hey! Tie up your dog or I'm going to take him!"

    "WELL THEN F*CKING TAKE HIM I HATE THAT STUPID MUTT! SHOOT HIM AND DO ME A FAVOR!"

    I looked at my dog (Bear) and said "Well, looks like you have a new little brother!"

    So, I went home, grabbed one of my spare leashes (I'm a dog trainer - leashes EVERYWHERE) and a bunch of cookies. It was not hard for that dog to trust me and he was in my house for a week.

    Three hours before I would have been able to take him to a humane society in a neighboring province (the one near me is, well, a glorified shed with cages), the wife comes and bangs on my door. I open it and she's livid.

    "YOU HAVE MY DOG."

    "I have no idea what you're talking about."

    "You have my dog."

    "I have three dogs. They are all mine."

    "I can HEAR him barking!"

    "Well how can I be sure it's yours? I don't see any tags. Anyways, I do have a stray, but he's sick so I'm taking him to the humane society."

    "GIVE ME BACK MY DOG."

    "He's not yours."

    And then I closed the door in her face.

    To make a long story short, I ended up returning the dog (I shouldn't have, but I did), and to this day, the poor thing has now lived in -50 degree Celsius weather, +30 degrees Celsius weather, has no dog house, barely adequate food, and they STILL refuse to tie him up so he's constantly wandering down the main highway. I'm always afraid he's going to be hit by a car or a semi.

    They call me a drug dealer, and when I fell in the springtime and couldn't get up because I injured my hip, they laughed at me from across the street and went inside. EDIT: They were the only people outside at the time and I called for help.

    I hate them.
  • That is F$#^ed up^^^ Punch them in the throat please.
  • PANZERIA
    PANZERIA Posts: 471 Member
    Hey, if I ever get the chance, you will be the first to know!
  • Hey, if I ever get the chance, you will be the first to know!
    Good if they ever knocked on your door just straight knock a b#$ch out! I hate people
    who dont treat animals right. and then to just be so rude too you.. makes my blood boil.
    I am a fighter and i would have attacked them. lol
  • PANZERIA
    PANZERIA Posts: 471 Member
    Hey, if I ever get the chance, you will be the first to know!
    Good if they ever knocked on your door just straight knock a b#$ch out! I hate people
    who dont treat animals right. and then to just be so rude too you.. makes my blood boil.
    I am a fighter and i would have attacked them. lol

    Lol, I can't. But it's not for the lack of wanting to. Trust me. There's a baseball bat by my door for intruders, and I'm a great liar. =P However, my hubby is the cop in the town, soooooo...lol...I have to 'play nice.' But that doesn't mean that I'm not waiting for an opportunity to snatch that dog right back up and take him to a proper home.
  • IamSheaMc
    IamSheaMc Posts: 1,273 Member
    My neighbor keeps playing the same offbeat rhythm on his drumbset for 8 months now! The same beat!! Ugh it's a town house/row house so only a wall separates us... He is in his late 40s with grandchildren Smh and they keep their back yard and front yard messy!

    His brother from downstairs has been gone for months, the "drummer" says his brother took drugs and didnt pay so he ran away, thank God cause he use to fix every thing and make lots of noise himself.

    They are always fighting over there I even have a video of them fighting on my phone!

    (edited by arewethereyet MFP moderator)
  • sbernardy
    sbernardy Posts: 188
    bump for later :)
  • Brengild
    Brengild Posts: 127
    I love living in the country, no neighbors for miles!
  • creech6317
    creech6317 Posts: 869 Member
    My neighbor situation has finally gotten better. The drunk, loud, abusive a$$hat finally got put in jail. Before that he and his wife/girlfriend?(not sure which) would get drunk and have screaming matches at all times of the day and night. The police would come weekly. (The part that really sucked about that is the police would park in front of my house, like I am the one causing the trouble :grumble: )
  • IamSheaMc
    IamSheaMc Posts: 1,273 Member
    I love living in the country, no neighbors for miles!

    God forbid, but what if you ever need some serious help? I wouldn't give up living in the city for anything!