Blue poop

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  • _Elemenopee_
    _Elemenopee_ Posts: 2,665 Member
    I thought this was going to be about Smurfs.

    It may still!
  • anewattitude
    anewattitude Posts: 483 Member
    I just realized this is a great marketing campaign to get kids to eat vegetables!!



    this is not limited to children alone.


    True. I'm loading up on veggies today :)
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-doo,
    I’ve got another puzzle for you.
    Oompa Loompa, do-ba-da-dee,
    If you are wise you’ll listen to me.
  • Lift_This_
    Lift_This_ Posts: 2,756 Member
    only if your muffins were topped with smurfs....they tend to turn **** a bright blue color.
  • capnwo85
    capnwo85 Posts: 1,103 Member
    I foresee this in your future....


    Now i want to watch Charlie and the Chocolate Factory!!!!

    As long as you watch the original, and not that Johnny Depp disgraced version. Gene Wilder should slap him. And then the oompa loompas should all take turns punching him in the crotch,
  • _Elemenopee_
    _Elemenopee_ Posts: 2,665 Member
    Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-doo,
    I’ve got another puzzle for you.
    Oompa Loompa, do-ba-da-dee,
    If you are wise you’ll listen to me.

    Cliff, how is this helpful to my situation? I need to know if I'll be pooping a SMURF!
  • _Elemenopee_
    _Elemenopee_ Posts: 2,665 Member
    <---- no Smurfs

    ETA: now that I've changed my picture, this statement does not apply, unless my shirt is the showing my blue muffin top!
    only if your muffins were topped with smurfs....they tend to turn **** a bright blue color.
  • Typhanee83
    Typhanee83 Posts: 309 Member
    If my son eats a blue otter pop and a blue sucker in the same day, his *kitten* turns blue. It's fascinating.

    What's an otter pop?


    Otter pops are pop sicles in a long plastic tube.

    Evanottterpop.jpg
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-doo,
    I’ve got another puzzle for you.
    Oompa Loompa, do-ba-da-dee,
    If you are wise you’ll listen to me.

    Cliff, how is this helpful to my situation? I need to know if I'll be pooping a SMURF!

    The girl needed to be juiced....hahahaha
  • _Elemenopee_
    _Elemenopee_ Posts: 2,665 Member
    If my son eats a blue otter pop and a blue sucker in the same day, his *kitten* turns blue. It's fascinating.

    What's an otter pop?


    Otter pops are pop sicles in a long plastic tube.

    Evanottterpop.jpg

    Up here in the NE we just call them ice (or icee) pops, no matter the brand.

    ETA: He does NOT look pleased about having his picture taken while enjoying his ice!
  • hockeymama1963
    hockeymama1963 Posts: 45 Member
    you will probably have blackish purple poop. Blueberries do that to me
  • UWZander
    UWZander Posts: 70
    I had two gallons of strongly died blue water. Did nothing to my bowl movements to my disappointment... hey, I was curious.
  • _Elemenopee_
    _Elemenopee_ Posts: 2,665 Member
    I had two gallons of strongly died blue water. Did nothing to my bowl movements to my disappointment... hey, I was curious.

    I try to ingest as little artificially colored foods as possible, since my husband has a color allergy. I'm surprised it did nothing!
  • gigibenton
    gigibenton Posts: 123 Member
    Otter pops are chilly willys in the south.
  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,724 Member
    I've eaten nothing but blueberry muffins, just blueberries and coffee throughout the past 12+ hours and I'm wondering if my next poop will be blue?

    Anyone?

    Are you planning on submitting photographic proof tomorrow? Maybe a new profile picture?
  • rose313
    rose313 Posts: 1,146 Member
    At a birthday party a few years ago everyone had blue poop from the cake frosting. The poor little birthday boy was 6 years old and scared of what was happening to him.
  • Prettylittlelotus
    Prettylittlelotus Posts: 239 Member
    What the smurf!?
  • mikeyboy
    mikeyboy Posts: 1,057 Member
    All I know is that when I used to feed my dog rubber bands mixed in with her food, it made it a lot easier to clean up after her.... just sayin'
  • wxchaser
    wxchaser Posts: 173 Member
    It's happened to me before... It turns nearly black. Kinda scary the first time it happened, but after that, everything was fine.
  • _Elemenopee_
    _Elemenopee_ Posts: 2,665 Member
    I've eaten nothing but blueberry muffins, just blueberries and coffee throughout the past 12+ hours and I'm wondering if my next poop will be blue?

    Anyone?

    Are you planning on submitting photographic proof tomorrow? Maybe a new profile picture?

    Challenge accepted!
  • Dancerten
    Dancerten Posts: 237 Member
    They're popsicles, the kind in the slender plastic bag and have little otter characters on them. We had them all the time when I grew up on the west coast but I can't find them in the south or east sides of the US.

    We have them in Virginia, they're just called freeze pops
  • KaiHuk
    KaiHuk Posts: 49
    It will be green.
  • ErinBeth7
    ErinBeth7 Posts: 1,625 Member
    They're popsicles, the kind in the slender plastic bag and have little otter characters on them. We had them all the time when I grew up on the west coast but I can't find them in the south or east sides of the US.

    We have them in Virginia, they're just called freeze pops
    They're at every store here in KS. I think they're gross and have never liked them (even as a kid). We call the ice pops or freeze pops too.
  • Il_DaniD_lI
    Il_DaniD_lI Posts: 1,593 Member
    If so I will be totally jealous.
  • _Elemenopee_
    _Elemenopee_ Posts: 2,665 Member
    If so I will be totally jealous.

    I'll keep you posted
  • coliema
    coliema Posts: 7,646 Member
    Absolutely.
  • angiemartin78
    angiemartin78 Posts: 475 Member
    My son used to get the blue cotton candy ice cream from maggie moo's and he'd *kitten* blue/green the next day. :happy:
  • Squidgeypaws007
    Squidgeypaws007 Posts: 1,012 Member
    Lol at this topic :laugh:
  • ChapinaGrande
    ChapinaGrande Posts: 289 Member
    I thought this was going to be a recipe.

    Disappointment.
  • _Elemenopee_
    _Elemenopee_ Posts: 2,665 Member
    I thought this was going to be a recipe.

    Disappointment.

    For blue poop? It IS! Just eat a lot of blueberies! Haven't you been reading along?

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