Best Olympics Move Ever!!!
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Reminds me of a bit by the comedian Eddie Izzard:And then, performance-enhancing drugs are banned at the Olympics. OK, we can swing with that, but performance-debilitating drugs should not be banned. Smoke a joint and win the hundred metres and fair play to you! That's pretty damn good! Unless someone's dangling a Mars bar off in the distance, you know.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5X-9brvoq0
i love Eddie..thanks for the clip. 0 -
Ermahgerd. I R PROUD 2 BE A AMURICAN!
Lmao. I've only seen the movie twice, so I'm not quite up to quoting level, but I'm positive the answer is 5.
^^That movie is amazing. It's frightening how correct it truly is.
This is what I've always said. As it is now, it's the idiots that pop 'em out at a faster rate than anyone else. I think what they lack in IQ, they make up for with children.I think people should need to take an iq test before procreating. We have too much bad seed going around.
Ever watch the movie Idiocracy?
It's scary how plausible it really is...
" If you have one bucket that contains 2 gallons and another bucket that contains 7 gallons, how many buckets do you have? "
AMIRIGHT?!
Congratulations. You're now a fellow American.
lmao... I think we need to curb the direction of this topic. I can't stand getting deactivated again this month.
So back to marijuana and sports!0 -
This is what I've always said. As it is now, it's the idiots that pop 'em out at a faster rate than anyone else. I think what they lack in IQ, they make up for with children.I think people should need to take an iq test before procreating. We have too much bad seed going around.
License to breed. We'd all benefit.
We'd be the United States of China.:frown:
No, China does it based on 1 per family. They don't even factor in intelligence.
We'd have a system based on 1)IQ and 2)fiscal responsibility
If you are smart and have the ability to care for 8 children, have at it!
If you are smart but can only afford 2, Stop at 2!!! Don't have 5 and make others pay for them.
Much MUCH different than China.
Either way, it would be up to the government to decide.0 -
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Either way, it would be up to the government to decide.
Kill joy.0 -
never really understood why they care about this in competitions. its not performance enhancing right?
that's why it's banned in competitive pizza eating.0 -
This is what I've always said. As it is now, it's the idiots that pop 'em out at a faster rate than anyone else. I think what they lack in IQ, they make up for with children.I think people should need to take an iq test before procreating. We have too much bad seed going around.
License to breed. We'd all benefit.
If I run for President, do I have your support?
You got my vote.0 -
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Either way, it would be up to the government to decide.
Kill joy.
That's Mr. Buzzkillington to you, sir.0 -
Lmao.
Ermahgerd. I R PROUD 2 BE A AMURICAN!
Lmao. I've only seen the movie twice, so I'm not quite up to quoting level, but I'm positive the answer is 5.
^^That movie is amazing. It's frightening how correct it truly is.
This is what I've always said. As it is now, it's the idiots that pop 'em out at a faster rate than anyone else. I think what they lack in IQ, they make up for with children.I think people should need to take an iq test before procreating. We have too much bad seed going around.
Ever watch the movie Idiocracy?
It's scary how plausible it really is...
" If you have one bucket that contains 2 gallons and another bucket that contains 7 gallons, how many buckets do you have? "
AMIRIGHT?!
Congratulations. You're now a fellow American.
lmao... I think we need to curb the direction of this topic. I can't stand getting deactivated again this month.
So back to marijuana and sports!
But seriously the judo kid (and lolololol at Judo being considered an Olympic sport. It's rght up there with Badmitton) probably thought he would get away with it.
Look at Michael Phelps, the most decorated Olympian in history. He smokes a bunch of pot and gets 250 gold medals. Granted, he did it in the offseason, but still.
Poor judo kid probably didn't even inhale. Womp Womp.0 -
This is what I've always said. As it is now, it's the idiots that pop 'em out at a faster rate than anyone else. I think what they lack in IQ, they make up for with children.I think people should need to take an iq test before procreating. We have too much bad seed going around.
License to breed. We'd all benefit.
If I run for President, do I have your support?
You got my vote.
I shall call upon you for a favor in the near to far future.0 -
Lmao.
But seriously the judo kid (and lolololol at Judo being considered an Olympic sport. It's rght up there with Badmitton) probably thought he would get away with it.
Look at Michael Phelps, the most decorated Olympian in history. He smokes a bunch of pot and gets 250 gold medals. Granted, he did it in the offseason, but still.
Poor judo kid probably didn't even inhale. Womp Womp.
At least Phelps has to do something.
Did you see the synchronized divers?
"hi, I jump into the water from a diving board. I'm an athlete." wtf?0 -
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Either way, it would be up to the government to decide.
Kill joy.
That's Mr. Buzzkillington to you, sir.
Just remember this conversation when you're 85 and you go to the doctor who prescribes you Wendys BBQ suace to cure your broken hip.0 -
Ok I gotta disagree on that one. I was on swim team in high school (a whole 6 months, so you know I'm an effin' expert) and that's just endurance. (I know SOMEONE is going to take offense to me belittling swimming. I just know it)Lmao.
But seriously the judo kid (and lolololol at Judo being considered an Olympic sport. It's rght up there with Badmitton) probably thought he would get away with it.
Look at Michael Phelps, the most decorated Olympian in history. He smokes a bunch of pot and gets 250 gold medals. Granted, he did it in the offseason, but still.
Poor judo kid probably didn't even inhale. Womp Womp.
At least Phelps has to do something.
Did you see the synchronized divers?
"hi, I jump into the water from a diving board. I'm an athlete." wtf?
Diving, eff' that. Tried that once and I scraped my entire back down the board just trying to do a backwards dive. Now, it's very possible that I'm just incredibly stupid, but diving was way harder than swimming.0 -
^^That movie is amazing. It's frightening how correct it truly is.
This is what I've always said. As it is now, it's the idiots that pop 'em out at a faster rate than anyone else. I think what they lack in IQ, they make up for with children.I think people should need to take an iq test before procreating. We have too much bad seed going around.
Ever watch the movie Idiocracy?
It's scary how plausible it really is...
" If you have one bucket that contains 2 gallons and another bucket that contains 7 gallons, how many buckets do you have? "
I'd like to phone a friend
You may, but the trick is you have to be able to operate a phone!
I'd like to holler out the window to a friend. ........................ "Hey Cletus!!"0 -
I'm from Florida and I'm aware of it.
I just don't do it because drugs are bad.
Say no to drugs kids. Marijuana is the gateway drug to mass-murder, terrorism, and asteroid collisions.
...and seriously fierce munchies...0 -
Ok I gotta disagree on that one. I was on swim team in high school (a whole 6 months, so you know I'm an effin' expert) and that's just endurance. (I know SOMEONE is going to take offense to me belittling swimming. I just know it)Lmao.
But seriously the judo kid (and lolololol at Judo being considered an Olympic sport. It's rght up there with Badmitton) probably thought he would get away with it.
Look at Michael Phelps, the most decorated Olympian in history. He smokes a bunch of pot and gets 250 gold medals. Granted, he did it in the offseason, but still.
Poor judo kid probably didn't even inhale. Womp Womp.
At least Phelps has to do something.
Did you see the synchronized divers?
"hi, I jump into the water from a diving board. I'm an athlete." wtf?
Diving, eff' that. Tried that once and I scraped my entire back down the board just trying to do a backwards dive. Now, it's very possible that I'm just incredibly stupid, but diving was way harder than swimming.
I think you just had a bad experience. Diving << Swimming << Running << Football0 -
Ok I gotta disagree on that one. I was on swim team in high school (a whole 6 months, so you know I'm an effin' expert) and that's just endurance. (I know SOMEONE is going to take offense to me belittling swimming. I just know it)Lmao.
But seriously the judo kid (and lolololol at Judo being considered an Olympic sport. It's rght up there with Badmitton) probably thought he would get away with it.
Look at Michael Phelps, the most decorated Olympian in history. He smokes a bunch of pot and gets 250 gold medals. Granted, he did it in the offseason, but still.
Poor judo kid probably didn't even inhale. Womp Womp.
At least Phelps has to do something.
Did you see the synchronized divers?
"hi, I jump into the water from a diving board. I'm an athlete." wtf?
Diving, eff' that. Tried that once and I scraped my entire back down the board just trying to do a backwards dive. Now, it's very possible that I'm just incredibly stupid, but diving was way harder than swimming.
I think you just had a bad experience. Diving << Swimming << Running << Football
Football? Oh cmon.
Are you sure you're not Pot Smoking Judo Kid???
ETA: And yes, I had an absolutely HORRIBLE experience. Me and diving boards are no longer besties. ;(0 -
Ok I gotta disagree on that one. I was on swim team in high school (a whole 6 months, so you know I'm an effin' expert) and that's just endurance. (I know SOMEONE is going to take offense to me belittling swimming. I just know it)Lmao.
But seriously the judo kid (and lolololol at Judo being considered an Olympic sport. It's rght up there with Badmitton) probably thought he would get away with it.
Look at Michael Phelps, the most decorated Olympian in history. He smokes a bunch of pot and gets 250 gold medals. Granted, he did it in the offseason, but still.
Poor judo kid probably didn't even inhale. Womp Womp.
At least Phelps has to do something.
Did you see the synchronized divers?
"hi, I jump into the water from a diving board. I'm an athlete." wtf?
Diving, eff' that. Tried that once and I scraped my entire back down the board just trying to do a backwards dive. Now, it's very possible that I'm just incredibly stupid, but diving was way harder than swimming.
I think you just had a bad experience. Diving << Swimming << Running << Football
Football? Oh cmon.
Are you sure you're not Pot Smoking Judo Kid???
ETA: And yes, I had an absolutely HORRIBLE experience. Me and diving boards are no longer besties. ;(
I am talking American Football and before people lash out... American football requires 1)lots of endurance and physical skill and 2)team coordination and great strategy. Sports like basketball have only 1 strategy ->be the last to score. Seriously. A game of 104 to 103 doesn't require real strategy, they just shoot and repeat.0 -
Ok I gotta disagree on that one. I was on swim team in high school (a whole 6 months, so you know I'm an effin' expert) and that's just endurance. (I know SOMEONE is going to take offense to me belittling swimming. I just know it)Lmao.
But seriously the judo kid (and lolololol at Judo being considered an Olympic sport. It's rght up there with Badmitton) probably thought he would get away with it.
Look at Michael Phelps, the most decorated Olympian in history. He smokes a bunch of pot and gets 250 gold medals. Granted, he did it in the offseason, but still.
Poor judo kid probably didn't even inhale. Womp Womp.
At least Phelps has to do something.
Did you see the synchronized divers?
"hi, I jump into the water from a diving board. I'm an athlete." wtf?
Diving, eff' that. Tried that once and I scraped my entire back down the board just trying to do a backwards dive. Now, it's very possible that I'm just incredibly stupid, but diving was way harder than swimming.
I think you just had a bad experience. Diving << Swimming << Running << Football
Football? Oh cmon.
Are you sure you're not Pot Smoking Judo Kid???
ETA: And yes, I had an absolutely HORRIBLE experience. Me and diving boards are no longer besties. ;(
I am talking American Football and before people lash out... American football requires 1)lots of endurance and physical skill and 2)team coordination and great strategy. Sports like basketball have only 1 strategy ->be the last to score. Seriously. A game of 104 to 103 doesn't require real strategy, they just shoot and repeat.
I would have given you props if you were talking about European Football (or for us Americans, who have this undeniable need to be totatlly different, soccer)
That being said, we're both missing the entire point.
That sport where you push the ball around with a broom on ice (I know it's a winter olympic sport, but it's all the same) is like....the HARDEST SPORT EVER EVER.
OMG AMIRIGHT?!0 -
I would have given you props if you were talking about European Football (or for us Americans, who have this undeniable need to be totatlly different, soccer)
That being said, we're both missing the entire point.
That sport where you push the ball around with a broom on ice (I know it's a winter olympic sport, but it's all the same) is like....the HARDEST SPORT EVER EVER.
OMG AMIRIGHT?!
Are you secretly Canadian?0 -
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