a naughty fantasy

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AliDarling
AliDarling Posts: 373
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: It's late at night. After a nice, hot, relaxing shower, I step out in my towle. The steam fills the air, and I walk over to him. As he picks me up, he, for some reasons says something unforgivably crule. Just then, a hammer appears. In a fit of hurt rage, I hit him. Over and over, his cold black heart covers the floor. Suddenly, my husband burst through the door, demanding what's happened. Trying to calm down, looking at the crime scene I tell him,

"The scale just stopped working."

:laugh:

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  • Berto0391
    Berto0391 Posts: 273 Member
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    *Walks into topic...reads and walks away*

    Shhhhh....maybe the crazy lady didn't see me.
  • dandaninc
    dandaninc Posts: 392
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    That's pretty funny.
  • JessigirlJb
    JessigirlJb Posts: 656
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    awe.. :( AND I THOUGHT IT WAS GOING TO BE INTERESTING.
  • Tina0807
    Tina0807 Posts: 212
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    awe.. :( AND I THOUGHT IT WAS GOING TO BE INTERESTING.

    Me too! And the opening to it even had me a little excited!
  • kzcortes
    kzcortes Posts: 208 Member
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    Let's salvage this forum.

    What's your fantasy? I mean REAL fantasy
  • jplord
    jplord Posts: 510 Member
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    I kill the scale with an anvil, rather than a hammer. It's an ACME anvil.
  • jerbear67
    jerbear67 Posts: 247 Member
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    This was very anti-climatic yet quite funny

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