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Strictly for research

_binary_jester_
Posts: 2,132 Member
Since we had a marriage counselor doing diligent research on open marriage...
I thought I would contribute to my field...
I am_binary_jester_ and I am a proctologist...
I thought I would contribute to my field...
I am_binary_jester_ and I am a proctologist...
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:laugh: :laugh:0
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :happy:0
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Are expenses reimbursed?0
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Do you have warm hands?0
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I think my services can be paid through you medical expense account0
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freakin clown!!!!! still waiting for the roller coaster.0
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promise to be gentle?0
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I think I love you0
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Are your hands small...will i feel both on my shoulders during an exam?0
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As long as I don't feel BOTH hands on my shoulders during the exam....0
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Sorry clown...I've been diligently avoiding that exam.0
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clown you make my heart a little happier every day
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Can I get a discount punch card for repeat business?0
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Latex or vinyl?0
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Well, if it's for science, how can I argue?0
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Mooon riverr !0
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I
you BJ!
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Will you still call me the next day?0
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So you are used to dealing with Aholes....I bet that makes life on these boards easier for you
lol
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Whoa! Whoa! Unlike my fellow research partner, I am NOT asking for pictures!0
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I have a question for you, doctor. During my last rectal exam, my provider said he was trying out a new instrument... however I felt both of his hands on my hips. Are you familiar with this new tool? I want to write a letter to the manufacturer of said instrument because I was walking funny for days afterwards. Thanks in advance for your response.0
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Please. Wash your hands first.0
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Can I get a discount punch card for repeat business?
"punch card"? That's just so wrong... lol0 -
I have a latex allergy. Can you accommodate that?0
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Do I have to shave? and is it a repeat exam if the first one doesn't work?0
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I swallowed a cracker jack toy. Can you find it?0
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"....I swear I was just sleeping and that Ferret just climbed in to bed with me and......."0
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