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deniseearheart
deniseearheart Posts: 919 Member
edited December 27 in Chit-Chat
my new favorite


"God made me an atheist. Who are you to question his wisdom."
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  • coliema
    coliema Posts: 7,646 Member
    “Give a girl the right shoes, and she can conquer the world.” ― Marilyn Monroe
  • Nataliaho
    Nataliaho Posts: 878 Member
    “Compassion is not religious business, it is human business, it is not luxury, it is essential for our own peace and mental stability, it is essential for human survival.” Dalai Lama
  • nevertoolate2
    nevertoolate2 Posts: 309 Member
    If at first you don't succeed, cheat! - Me

    I am not young enough to know everything - Oscar Wilde
  • OnionMomma
    OnionMomma Posts: 938 Member
    "Life is not about waiting for the storm to pass, It's about dancing in the rain."
  • MissTomGettingThin
    MissTomGettingThin Posts: 776 Member
    When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.
  • MissTomGettingThin
    MissTomGettingThin Posts: 776 Member
    “Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
    ― Albert Einstein
  • KitTheRoadie
    KitTheRoadie Posts: 641 Member
    When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.

    haha love this! ^^

    Here's a couple from my Facebook profile...

    The known is finite, the unknown infinite; intellectually we stand on an islet in the midst of an illimitable ocean of inexplicability. Our business in every generation is to claim a little more land. T H Huxley 1887

    Probably all the organic beings which have ever lived on this earth have descended from some one primordial form, into which life was first breathed... There is grandeur in this view of life... that, whilst this planet has gone cycling on according to the fixed law of gravity, from so simple a beginning endless forms most beautiful and most wonderful have been, and are being, evolved. Charles Darwin, The Origin Of Species 1859

    You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here; they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat. ALBERT EINSTEIN
  • cosmoholic
    cosmoholic Posts: 23
    "One day I realized that sadness is just a another word for not enough coffee" - Wally from the Dilbert comics
  • OnionMomma
    OnionMomma Posts: 938 Member
    OK, if you all are going to turn this into the thread that was already shut down, this one's destined for the same fate.

    Just saying...it's against the forum rules and someone even posted that on the other thread.

    But by all means, if you want this one locked too, keep posting things against MFP terms.
  • Tat2dDom624
    Tat2dDom624 Posts: 1,226 Member
    People are made to be loved and things are made to be used. The confusion comes when people are used and things are loved.
  • deniseearheart
    deniseearheart Posts: 919 Member
    When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.



    Yes bahahaha
  • LaLouve_RK
    LaLouve_RK Posts: 899 Member
    My all time fav that I usually put in all my profiles:::::

    -"I'd like to apologize in advance for anything I may say or do that could be construed as offensive as I slowly go nuts!" - Col. J. O'Neill
  • dawson55510
    dawson55510 Posts: 197 Member
    ''I failed my way to success''
    Thomas Edison
  • SanyamKaushik
    SanyamKaushik Posts: 215 Member
    “Give a girl the right shoes, and she can conquer the world.” ― Marilyn Monroe

    Loved that...
    On a lighter note, I wonder thats why, Girls have to shop of so many shoes to find that "RIGHT" one. :laugh:
  • TexasRattlesnake
    TexasRattlesnake Posts: 375 Member
    "Our health care system is not healthy, caring, nor a system." ~Don't know who first said it
  • deniseearheart
    deniseearheart Posts: 919 Member
    Still my favorite:)

    "Religion has actually convinced people that there`s an invisible man -- living in the sky -- who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do..And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever `til the end of time! ...But He loves you."

    ~ George Carlin
  • deniseearheart
    deniseearheart Posts: 919 Member
    And " diamonds are a girls best friend"
  • LaLouve_RK
    LaLouve_RK Posts: 899 Member
    “Give a girl the right shoes, and she can conquer the world.” ― Marilyn Monroe

    Loved that...
    On a lighter note, I wonder thats why, Girls have to shop of so many shoes to find that "RIGHT" one. :laugh:
    It's about getting one for each occasion, type of bottoms, seasons..... want me to continue??? lolllll :laugh:
  • MissTomGettingThin
    MissTomGettingThin Posts: 776 Member
    You must look into other people as well as at them. Lord Chesterfield
  • Tat2dDom624
    Tat2dDom624 Posts: 1,226 Member
    "If life is passing you by, then you're in the wrong lane"
  • MissTomGettingThin
    MissTomGettingThin Posts: 776 Member
    Hear the meaning within the word.
    William Shakespeare
  • jonward85
    jonward85 Posts: 534 Member
    "A lot of people think crime is a bad thing, but it all depends on how you pick your role models. I lean toward Governors, Bankers, Athletes, and Sith Lords." ~ Wally from Dilbert.

    "People are stupid. They will believe a lie because they want it to be true, or they're afraid it's true." ~Zeddicus Zu'l Zorander


    "Madness waits for some," Lews Therin whispered. "It creeps up on others."
  • LaLouve_RK
    LaLouve_RK Posts: 899 Member
    “Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
    ― Albert Einstein
    Love it!
  • Jeremy_
    Jeremy_ Posts: 36 Member
    "Life is a tragedy for those who feel, and a comedy for those who think" -- de La Bruyere
  • sweetchildomine
    sweetchildomine Posts: 872 Member
    "Hatred and conflict are often rooted in differences between people of different races and religions. We all need to respect people of different races as well as people of different faiths and religions. We need to unite by recognizing our common desire and need for a harmonious society -- a society in which we and our children and families and friends and communities can all live our lives in peace and harmony. Regardless of our race or religion, we all want and need such social harmony."
  • Qarol
    Qarol Posts: 6,171 Member
    "The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time"
  • LokiOfAsgard
    LokiOfAsgard Posts: 378 Member
    "You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life." ~ Winston Churchill.
  • Jeremy_
    Jeremy_ Posts: 36 Member
    "Trying is the first step towards failure" - Homer Simpson
  • chivalryder
    chivalryder Posts: 4,391 Member
    "Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth."
    Marcus Aurelius

    "I am disillusioned enough to know that no man's opinion on any subject is worth a damn unless backed up with enough genuine information to make him really know what he's talking about."
    H. P. Lovecraft

    "Stubborn and ardent clinging to one's opinion is the best proof of stupidity."
    Michel de Montaigne

    "I shall call him Squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my Squishy."
    Dory
  • MissTomGettingThin
    MissTomGettingThin Posts: 776 Member

    "I shall call him Squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my Squishy."
    Dory

    *like*
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