Pleasuring oneself as an exercise?

cutestkitten
cutestkitten Posts: 6
in Fitness and Exercise
Hi, if anyone is really hardcore about counting calories, I found "*kitten*" as an exercise on MFP. What are your thoughts? Anyone daring enough to list it?

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  • spazz_face
    spazz_face Posts: 44
    HAHAHAAHA Is it really on there? Really? LOL
  • skonly
    skonly Posts: 371
    Then why are there so many overweight men? lol
  • AsellusReborn
    AsellusReborn Posts: 1,112 Member
    Then why are there so many overweight men? lol

    :noway: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • wbgolden
    wbgolden Posts: 2,066 Member
    When I signed up it asked for my general level of activity and I figured this in as "supremely active." MFP takes it into account to figure your daily allotment of calories.
  • hesn92
    hesn92 Posts: 5,966 Member
    ummm wow. listing "sex" as exercise I can KIND OF understand. But not masturbating. Lol.
  • Crochetluvr
    Crochetluvr Posts: 3,276 Member
    Hi, if anyone is really hardcore about counting calories, I found "*kitten*" as an exercise on MFP. What are your thoughts? Anyone daring enough to list it?

    I have heard of "sexercise" but that might be a BIT over the top. :D
  • FlaxMilk
    FlaxMilk Posts: 3,452 Member
    Then why are there so many overweight men? lol

    Win and end of thread

    :laugh:
  • subcult
    subcult Posts: 262 Member
    Then why are there so many overweight men? lol
    you're doing it wrong.
  • KaleidoscopeEyes1056
    KaleidoscopeEyes1056 Posts: 2,996 Member
    Then why are there so many overweight men? lol

    I would think that women would burn more calories while doing this. Just my guess.
  • kms1104
    kms1104 Posts: 110 Member
    And here I thought I didn't exercise today... SWEET!... I mean, ummm... that's great for people who do that kinda thing :blushing:
  • LishaCole
    LishaCole Posts: 245
    I want to log masturbating and see if any of MFPals notice. Bahaha.
  • LishaCole
    LishaCole Posts: 245
    And here I thought I didn't exercise today... SWEET!... I mean, ummm... that's great for people who do that kinda thing :blushing:

    :laugh: :drinker:
  • MaryJane_8810002
    MaryJane_8810002 Posts: 2,082 Member
    Hi, if anyone is really hardcore about counting calories, I found "*kitten*" as an exercise on MFP. What are your thoughts? Anyone daring enough to list it?

    Man, I got a new exercise now!
  • Blayzn10Tiffers
    Blayzn10Tiffers Posts: 181
    And here I thought I didn't exercise today... SWEET!... I mean, ummm... that's great for people who do that kinda thing :blushing:

    When all else fails, count on yourself :tongue: I guess my caloric defecit has been higher than I thought since I started working out.. LOL
  • moonlightturk
    moonlightturk Posts: 398
    Get an HRM to get accurate readings.
  • lobo_a_gogo
    lobo_a_gogo Posts: 265 Member
    then WHY isn't there sex on here? I ended up logging it as "aerobics"
  • kytte
    kytte Posts: 323 Member
    Then why are there so many overweight men? lol

    *snort laugh* :drinker:
  • onedayillbeamilf
    onedayillbeamilf Posts: 966 Member
    Then why are there so many overweight men? lol

    They're not giving it enough hip action and pumping it hard enough.
  • subcult
    subcult Posts: 262 Member
    I prefer to run and gun.
  • MtTovey
    MtTovey Posts: 58 Member
    Get an HRM to get accurate readings.

    :laugh:
  • missimperfect
    missimperfect Posts: 66 Member
    That's really there? o.o
  • Erindipitous
    Erindipitous Posts: 1,234 Member
    I want to log masturbating and see if any of MFPals notice. Bahaha.

    I'd probably lose friends. :P
  • Vgrindle
    Vgrindle Posts: 23
    That's crazy but funny! I guess it kinda makes sense, gets the heart pumping and all. LOL
  • kytte
    kytte Posts: 323 Member
    so how come when i do a search for it neither sex nor *kitten* show up?
  • cutestkitten
    cutestkitten Posts: 6
    When I search "masturbating" or "*kitten*", masturbating comes up--50 calories per 30 min. Do you not see it?
  • MIDNIGHTLOVE404
    MIDNIGHTLOVE404 Posts: 8 Member
    lol i then i might have to get a HRM to keep good track, to bad for all those wasted calorie burn i'v had :blushing:
  • MIDNIGHTLOVE404
    MIDNIGHTLOVE404 Posts: 8 Member
    lol:drinker: :laugh:
  • michellekicks
    michellekicks Posts: 3,624 Member
    Actually I've always wanted to try listing sex as "MrsBigMack has burned xxx calories doing 45 minutes of cardiovascular exercises including 'mind your own business'" :laugh: ... just to see what my friends think :bigsmile:
  • MiSo_SeXy
    MiSo_SeXy Posts: 210 Member
    Hmmm... I guess if I did it manually it would burn more cals....but my toys get it done Faster...
    maybe I should switch my methods o.O

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