Pleasuring oneself as an exercise?
cutestkitten
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Hi, if anyone is really hardcore about counting calories, I found "*kitten*" as an exercise on MFP. What are your thoughts? Anyone daring enough to list it?
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HAHAHAAHA Is it really on there? Really? LOL0
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Then why are there so many overweight men? lol0
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Then why are there so many overweight men? lol
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When I signed up it asked for my general level of activity and I figured this in as "supremely active." MFP takes it into account to figure your daily allotment of calories.0
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ummm wow. listing "sex" as exercise I can KIND OF understand. But not masturbating. Lol.0
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Hi, if anyone is really hardcore about counting calories, I found "*kitten*" as an exercise on MFP. What are your thoughts? Anyone daring enough to list it?
I have heard of "sexercise" but that might be a BIT over the top.0 -
Then why are there so many overweight men? lol
Win and end of thread
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Then why are there so many overweight men? lol0
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Then why are there so many overweight men? lol
I would think that women would burn more calories while doing this. Just my guess.0 -
And here I thought I didn't exercise today... SWEET!... I mean, ummm... that's great for people who do that kinda thing :blushing:0
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I want to log masturbating and see if any of MFPals notice. Bahaha.0
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And here I thought I didn't exercise today... SWEET!... I mean, ummm... that's great for people who do that kinda thing :blushing:
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Hi, if anyone is really hardcore about counting calories, I found "*kitten*" as an exercise on MFP. What are your thoughts? Anyone daring enough to list it?
Man, I got a new exercise now!0 -
And here I thought I didn't exercise today... SWEET!... I mean, ummm... that's great for people who do that kinda thing :blushing:
When all else fails, count on yourself I guess my caloric defecit has been higher than I thought since I started working out.. LOL0 -
Get an HRM to get accurate readings.0
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then WHY isn't there sex on here? I ended up logging it as "aerobics"0
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Then why are there so many overweight men? lol
*snort laugh* :drinker:0 -
Then why are there so many overweight men? lol
They're not giving it enough hip action and pumping it hard enough.0 -
I prefer to run and gun.0
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Get an HRM to get accurate readings.
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That's really there? o.o0
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I want to log masturbating and see if any of MFPals notice. Bahaha.
I'd probably lose friends. :P0 -
That's crazy but funny! I guess it kinda makes sense, gets the heart pumping and all. LOL0
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so how come when i do a search for it neither sex nor *kitten* show up?0
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When I search "masturbating" or "*kitten*", masturbating comes up--50 calories per 30 min. Do you not see it?0
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lol i then i might have to get a HRM to keep good track, to bad for all those wasted calorie burn i'v had :blushing:0
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lol:drinker: :laugh:0
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Actually I've always wanted to try listing sex as "MrsBigMack has burned xxx calories doing 45 minutes of cardiovascular exercises including 'mind your own business'" :laugh: ... just to see what my friends think :bigsmile:0
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Hmmm... I guess if I did it manually it would burn more cals....but my toys get it done Faster...
maybe I should switch my methods o.O0
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