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    What would your porn name be

    Posts: 99 Member
    edited December 2024 in Chit-Chat
    Mine would be either Jeff Cockburn or just the name Woody

    Also love the Seinfeld classic... Buck Naked

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      ive been told you are supposed to take your first pets name and your mothers maiden name to get it, if thats the case mine would be Rinty Tidsey
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      If that isthe case I would be Snoopy Cuchara
    • Posts: 157 Member
      I would be Sparky Rivera. LOL
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      Alex Fontana. Nice porn name though.
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      Oh noooo! LOL in that case I would be Bentley King or Bear King. Not even sexy.
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      Babe Wigton. The Babe part is cool, the Wigton part ruins it.
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      Muffin Moore... I think it would work well because people would def be wanting more muffin!!
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      Tia Hamilton.
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      If that's the case, mine would be Toby Wash... yuck! lol
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      King Longwood
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      Muffin Moore... I think it would work well because people would def be wanting more muffin!!

      lmao...my favorite...lol

      I would be Lucky Shorter :(...Not a fan of that....lol
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      My best friends wetting.
      Ms Field of wet dreams
      Breakfast on Me
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      Yarda Ascencio LOL.
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      ive been told you are supposed to take your first pets name and your mothers maiden name to get it, if thats the case mine would be Rinty Tidsey

      I've heard your first pet's name and the street you grew up on..

      Sparky Garfield
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      You know... first pet's name and mother's maiden name are commonly used as "secret questions" in password recovery systems.
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      See I've always gone by the 'first pet and street you grew up on' version.
      Following this, my name is Roxy Longmount.
      Perfect.
    • Posts: 1,273 Member
      never had a pet so it would just be "Bailey".

      Maybe "Little Red Riding Hood"
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      ive been told you are supposed to take your first pets name and your mothers maiden name to get it, if thats the case mine would be Rinty Tidsey

      Velvet Lee, now that sounds seductive.
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      See I've always gone by the 'first pet and street you grew up on' version.

      Same here. Making mine Cory County.
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      Morne (n is silent) cherry, I like it!
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      Damian Gray


      i like it. haha
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      Lollypop Longfellow...swear to God...

      But I'd prefer Zeus Washington...
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      Morne (n is silent) cherry, I like it!

      I like that :)
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      Jasmine Wayne-Wayne lol (ugh, wish my old classmate was on MFP to get that reference :tongue: )

      And if I was a stripper, my song would be "She Rides" by Danzig
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      I've heard your first pet's name and the street you grew up on..

      Sparky Garfield

      Yea, that's what I heard, too.

      In that case, mine would either be (I had four first pets, all were around when I arrived on the planet).

      Sasha VanDyke
      Dusty VanDyke
      Clyde Glencairn
      Sarah Glencairn

      I spent the first half of childhood on one street, the second half on the other.

      Sasha VanDyke wins.
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      Louie Wagner
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      See I've always gone by the 'first pet and street you grew up on' version.
      Following this, my name is Roxy Longmount.
      Perfect.

      That's HAWT!!!!! :p

      I have always heard to do it the same way..in that case, I would be "Hunter Dulany" Schexy enough, I think :P
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      Mike Oxbig
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      Mine would be Snuggles Bell :( .......that's just terrible! LOL
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      Yea, that's what I heard, too.

      In that case, mine would either be (I had four first pets, all were around when I arrived on the planet).

      Sasha VanDyke
      Dusty VanDyke
      Clyde Glencairn
      Sarah Glencairn

      I spent the first half of childhood on one street, the second half on the other.

      Sasha VanDyke wins.

      Sasha is hawt! :0)

      In that case I would be "Hunter Hess" Idk if I like it :p
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