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    You know you are fat when....

    Posts: 484 Member
    edited December 2024 in Motivation and Support
    you dream of just being overweight LOL

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    • Posts: 16 Member
      your co-workers all ask you if your pregnant, even when they know you cant.
    • Posts: 233 Member
      When you sit down your boobs and belly meet.
    • Posts: 384 Member
      You need a seatbeld extender on planes.
    • Posts: 384 Member
      Your whole body jiggles at the THOUGHT of jumping or jogging. :grumble:
    • Posts: 152 Member
      When your tatas rest on your table when you are out to lunch. :blushing:
    • Posts: 215 Member
      When your kids point and ask "baby?".
    • Posts: 484 Member
      Oh yes that is bad one he he
    • Posts: 484 Member
      you can fit between the table and bench in a diners booth :)
    • Posts: 231
      ....when you have a dream about counting calories and end up waking yourself up because the dream foods were pretending they were much more calories than they are in reality and were falsely inflating your daily cal count.

      I seriously woke up annoyed because the food wouldn't cooperate and kept faking their cal numbers...
    • Posts: 641 Member
      You have to pee sitting down (man) so you'll hit the "target". 8=[]
    • Posts: 1,599 Member
      when you look like me.
      when you have issues bending over to tie your shoes
      when you have to worry about what you're going to sit on and if it's going to fall apart under you
      when you worry about where you are going and if you can fit it the bathroom if you need to
      when you can't fly without buying two seats
      when you have to purchase all your clothes from on line specialty stores
      when you have to drive a big *kitten* vehicle because that's all you can fit it
      when you have to buy specialty furniture
      when you walk toward an elevator and all the people in it suddenly look like they fear for their lifes
      when you can't see your twig and berries anymore
    • Posts: 16
      you get pains in your tummy from bending over!
    • Posts: 242 Member
      When you get out of breath from tying your shoes :embarassed:
    • Posts: 319 Member
      When you look at a photo someone took and don't even recognize yourself in the picture.
    • Posts: 348 Member
      You get regular pedicures simply because you can't reach your own toes.
    • Posts: 78
      When you walk past a window/mirror and see your reflection and think Who is that? That was my turning point last week.
    • Posts: 484 Member
      your back fat makes as much clevage as your front :)
    • Posts: 94
      when a happy meal at mcdonalds is just a snack before dinner at home!
    • Posts: 325 Member
      Ugh! This thread is depressing. I know I'm fat, I'm also doing a lot to change it, hell I ran 3k today without walking, no way could I have done that 6months ago. What has everyone else done this week they couldn't do before? Come on let's get back on the motivation track :flowerforyou:
    • Posts: 16
      When you buy chocolate, it's not a bar, its a pack which could feed 3!
    • Posts: 215 Member
      When your spouse can't wraps his arms around your waist without a 12" gap between his hands...
    • Posts: 215 Member
      When your spouse can't pick you up anymore... Sigh lol
    • Posts: 319 Member
      You know you are losing weight when the pants you wore one week to work slide down to your hips 3 weeks later :)
    • Posts: 5
      You know you're getting fitter when...

      Your 2 mile walk gets longer and longer every week.

      You can pick up your two kids equaling 30lbs without grunting and shifting.

      You can clean the whole house without getting winded.

      You can reach your toes better than Jillian Michaels. ;)
    • Posts: 23 Member
      When you can pinch an inch ... on your forehead!

      (laughter is good medicine)
    • Posts: 17
      when the health insurance company won't insure because your BMI is too high!
    • Posts: 33 Member
      when you need a bra for your back boobs! Hahaha :)
    • Posts: 6,420 Member
      when you're out of breath walking 10 steps of stairs to your apartment
    • Posts: 227 Member
      You know your losing weight when you 11 yr old comes up to give you a hug and his hands actually meet each other on the other side and he jumps up and down because he can put his arms around you. :D
    • Posts: 414 Member
      when the dryer shrinks all of your jeans!

      True story; this happens to me ALL the time! :ohwell:
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