What would your porn name be

timmy2strikes
timmy2strikes Posts: 99 Member
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Mine would be either Jeff Cockburn or just the name Woody

Also love the Seinfeld classic... Buck Naked
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  • janey1306
    janey1306 Posts: 83
    ive been told you are supposed to take your first pets name and your mothers maiden name to get it, if thats the case mine would be Rinty Tidsey
  • timmy2strikes
    timmy2strikes Posts: 99 Member
    If that isthe case I would be Snoopy Cuchara
  • Jtorres326
    Jtorres326 Posts: 157 Member
    I would be Sparky Rivera. LOL
  • RitaSantoss
    RitaSantoss Posts: 986 Member
    Alex Fontana. Nice porn name though.
  • poshcouture
    poshcouture Posts: 610
    Oh noooo! LOL in that case I would be Bentley King or Bear King. Not even sexy.
  • HeavyLiftGirl
    HeavyLiftGirl Posts: 1,267 Member
    Babe Wigton. The Babe part is cool, the Wigton part ruins it.
  • SmexAppeal
    SmexAppeal Posts: 858 Member
    Muffin Moore... I think it would work well because people would def be wanting more muffin!!
  • Ohmydaze
    Ohmydaze Posts: 403 Member
    Tia Hamilton.
  • AmyB69
    AmyB69 Posts: 117
    If that's the case, mine would be Toby Wash... yuck! lol
  • antizoni1
    antizoni1 Posts: 334
    King Longwood
  • jeddy3mcc
    jeddy3mcc Posts: 177 Member
    Muffin Moore... I think it would work well because people would def be wanting more muffin!!

    lmao...my favorite...lol

    I would be Lucky Shorter :(...Not a fan of that....lol
  • Najay
    Najay Posts: 273 Member
    My best friends wetting.
    Ms Field of wet dreams
    Breakfast on Me
  • nomayo
    nomayo Posts: 228
    Yarda Ascencio LOL.
  • ErinBeth7
    ErinBeth7 Posts: 1,625 Member
    ive been told you are supposed to take your first pets name and your mothers maiden name to get it, if thats the case mine would be Rinty Tidsey

    I've heard your first pet's name and the street you grew up on..

    Sparky Garfield
  • ElizabethRoad
    ElizabethRoad Posts: 5,138 Member
    You know... first pet's name and mother's maiden name are commonly used as "secret questions" in password recovery systems.
  • TheDrBuchanan
    TheDrBuchanan Posts: 89 Member
    See I've always gone by the 'first pet and street you grew up on' version.
    Following this, my name is Roxy Longmount.
    Perfect.
  • IamSheaMc
    IamSheaMc Posts: 1,273 Member
    never had a pet so it would just be "Bailey".

    Maybe "Little Red Riding Hood"
  • jenillawafer
    jenillawafer Posts: 426 Member
    ive been told you are supposed to take your first pets name and your mothers maiden name to get it, if thats the case mine would be Rinty Tidsey

    Velvet Lee, now that sounds seductive.
  • oOMusicBabii
    oOMusicBabii Posts: 494
    See I've always gone by the 'first pet and street you grew up on' version.

    Same here. Making mine Cory County.
  • lniffa
    lniffa Posts: 675 Member
    Morne (n is silent) cherry, I like it!
  • stephendamour
    stephendamour Posts: 161
    Damian Gray


    i like it. haha
  • reepobob
    reepobob Posts: 1,172 Member
    Lollypop Longfellow...swear to God...

    But I'd prefer Zeus Washington...
  • antizoni1
    antizoni1 Posts: 334
    Morne (n is silent) cherry, I like it!

    I like that :)
  • Dancerten
    Dancerten Posts: 237 Member
    Jasmine Wayne-Wayne lol (ugh, wish my old classmate was on MFP to get that reference :tongue: )

    And if I was a stripper, my song would be "She Rides" by Danzig
  • DontStopB_Leakin
    DontStopB_Leakin Posts: 3,863 Member
    ive been told you are supposed to take your first pets name and your mothers maiden name to get it, if thats the case mine would be Rinty Tidsey

    I've heard your first pet's name and the street you grew up on..

    Sparky Garfield

    Yea, that's what I heard, too.

    In that case, mine would either be (I had four first pets, all were around when I arrived on the planet).

    Sasha VanDyke
    Dusty VanDyke
    Clyde Glencairn
    Sarah Glencairn

    I spent the first half of childhood on one street, the second half on the other.

    Sasha VanDyke wins.
  • funpilot56
    funpilot56 Posts: 100
    Louie Wagner
  • FitHitTheShan1980
    FitHitTheShan1980 Posts: 9
    See I've always gone by the 'first pet and street you grew up on' version.
    Following this, my name is Roxy Longmount.
    Perfect.

    That's HAWT!!!!! :p

    I have always heard to do it the same way..in that case, I would be "Hunter Dulany" Schexy enough, I think :P
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
    Mike Oxbig
  • LovelyladiC
    LovelyladiC Posts: 12 Member
    Mine would be Snuggles Bell :( .......that's just terrible! LOL
  • FitHitTheShan1980
    FitHitTheShan1980 Posts: 9
    ive been told you are supposed to take your first pets name and your mothers maiden name to get it, if thats the case mine would be Rinty Tidsey

    I've heard your first pet's name and the street you grew up on..

    Sparky Garfield

    Yea, that's what I heard, too.

    In that case, mine would either be (I had four first pets, all were around when I arrived on the planet).

    Sasha VanDyke
    Dusty VanDyke
    Clyde Glencairn
    Sarah Glencairn

    I spent the first half of childhood on one street, the second half on the other.

    Sasha VanDyke wins.

    Sasha is hawt! :0)

    In that case I would be "Hunter Hess" Idk if I like it :p

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