What would your porn name be

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  • stephendamour
    stephendamour Posts: 161
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    Damian Gray


    i like it. haha
  • reepobob
    reepobob Posts: 1,172 Member
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    Lollypop Longfellow...swear to God...

    But I'd prefer Zeus Washington...
  • antizoni1
    antizoni1 Posts: 334
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    Morne (n is silent) cherry, I like it!

    I like that :)
  • Dancerten
    Dancerten Posts: 237 Member
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    Jasmine Wayne-Wayne lol (ugh, wish my old classmate was on MFP to get that reference :tongue: )

    And if I was a stripper, my song would be "She Rides" by Danzig
  • DontStopB_Leakin
    DontStopB_Leakin Posts: 3,863 Member
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    ive been told you are supposed to take your first pets name and your mothers maiden name to get it, if thats the case mine would be Rinty Tidsey

    I've heard your first pet's name and the street you grew up on..

    Sparky Garfield

    Yea, that's what I heard, too.

    In that case, mine would either be (I had four first pets, all were around when I arrived on the planet).

    Sasha VanDyke
    Dusty VanDyke
    Clyde Glencairn
    Sarah Glencairn

    I spent the first half of childhood on one street, the second half on the other.

    Sasha VanDyke wins.
  • funpilot56
    funpilot56 Posts: 100
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    Louie Wagner
  • FitHitTheShan1980
    FitHitTheShan1980 Posts: 9
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    See I've always gone by the 'first pet and street you grew up on' version.
    Following this, my name is Roxy Longmount.
    Perfect.

    That's HAWT!!!!! :p

    I have always heard to do it the same way..in that case, I would be "Hunter Dulany" Schexy enough, I think :P
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
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    Mike Oxbig
  • LovelyladiC
    LovelyladiC Posts: 12 Member
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    Mine would be Snuggles Bell :( .......that's just terrible! LOL
  • FitHitTheShan1980
    FitHitTheShan1980 Posts: 9
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    ive been told you are supposed to take your first pets name and your mothers maiden name to get it, if thats the case mine would be Rinty Tidsey

    I've heard your first pet's name and the street you grew up on..

    Sparky Garfield

    Yea, that's what I heard, too.

    In that case, mine would either be (I had four first pets, all were around when I arrived on the planet).

    Sasha VanDyke
    Dusty VanDyke
    Clyde Glencairn
    Sarah Glencairn

    I spent the first half of childhood on one street, the second half on the other.

    Sasha VanDyke wins.

    Sasha is hawt! :0)

    In that case I would be "Hunter Hess" Idk if I like it :p
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
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    You know... first pet's name and mother's maiden name are commonly used as "secret questions" in password recovery systems.

    ^^^ you are awesome!!
  • _Tara_R
    _Tara_R Posts: 688 Member
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    King Longwood

    ^^^^This is great!! :happy:

    Mine would be Daisy Locklar! Not very porn like!!
  • MizCJ84
    MizCJ84 Posts: 335 Member
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    Mine would be *Crystal Star*

    Because Crystal is my first name, and Star is my bf's last name. No plans to get married anytime soon, but I always thought that would be a great stage name :wink: .
  • Iceman1800
    Iceman1800 Posts: 476
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    All I can add is that I'm known to be hung like a fruit bat....
  • sizzle92
    sizzle92 Posts: 1,015 Member
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    Sizzle92 :tongue:
  • jran3
    jran3 Posts: 105 Member
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    Johnny Wadd. Wait, that one is taken!
  • phoenix_59
    phoenix_59 Posts: 1,123
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    I would only do Asian porn and my name would be Yu Long
  • csmith14az
    csmith14az Posts: 1 Member
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    Playing by the rules it would be Pepper David Louis ... but I would chose Jack Hammer
  • antizoni1
    antizoni1 Posts: 334
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    You know... first pet's name and mother's maiden name are commonly used as "secret questions" in password recovery systems.

    ^^^ you are awesome!!

    YES SO IF YOU FORGOT YOUR PASSWORD THESE ARE THE TEST QUESTIONS YOU WILL BE ASKED
  • jran3
    jran3 Posts: 105 Member
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    Playing by the rules it would be Pepper David Louis ... but I would chose Jack Hammer

    There are no "rules" at least not set by the OP.

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