You know you are fat when....

joannathechef
joannathechef Posts: 484 Member
in Motivation and Support
you dream of just being overweight LOL
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  • xXFireFlyyXx
    xXFireFlyyXx Posts: 16 Member
    your co-workers all ask you if your pregnant, even when they know you cant.
  • ndblades
    ndblades Posts: 233 Member
    When you sit down your boobs and belly meet.
  • specialkyc
    specialkyc Posts: 384 Member
    You need a seatbeld extender on planes.
  • specialkyc
    specialkyc Posts: 384 Member
    Your whole body jiggles at the THOUGHT of jumping or jogging. :grumble:
  • missmgray
    missmgray Posts: 152 Member
    When your tatas rest on your table when you are out to lunch. :blushing:
  • amberlongsine
    amberlongsine Posts: 215 Member
    When your kids point and ask "baby?".
  • joannathechef
    joannathechef Posts: 484 Member
    Oh yes that is bad one he he
  • joannathechef
    joannathechef Posts: 484 Member
    you can fit between the table and bench in a diners booth :)
  • Pinkigloopyxie
    Pinkigloopyxie Posts: 231
    ....when you have a dream about counting calories and end up waking yourself up because the dream foods were pretending they were much more calories than they are in reality and were falsely inflating your daily cal count.

    I seriously woke up annoyed because the food wouldn't cooperate and kept faking their cal numbers...
  • BigDnSW
    BigDnSW Posts: 641 Member
    You have to pee sitting down (man) so you'll hit the "target". 8=[]
  • RainHoward
    RainHoward Posts: 1,599 Member
    when you look like me.
    when you have issues bending over to tie your shoes
    when you have to worry about what you're going to sit on and if it's going to fall apart under you
    when you worry about where you are going and if you can fit it the bathroom if you need to
    when you can't fly without buying two seats
    when you have to purchase all your clothes from on line specialty stores
    when you have to drive a big *kitten* vehicle because that's all you can fit it
    when you have to buy specialty furniture
    when you walk toward an elevator and all the people in it suddenly look like they fear for their lifes
    when you can't see your twig and berries anymore
  • K8lin1985
    K8lin1985 Posts: 16
    you get pains in your tummy from bending over!
  • SummerLovesPhil
    SummerLovesPhil Posts: 242 Member
    When you get out of breath from tying your shoes :embarassed:
  • sandhillsmom
    sandhillsmom Posts: 319 Member
    When you look at a photo someone took and don't even recognize yourself in the picture.
  • angeldaae
    angeldaae Posts: 348 Member
    You get regular pedicures simply because you can't reach your own toes.
  • OliveCarsey
    OliveCarsey Posts: 78
    When you walk past a window/mirror and see your reflection and think Who is that? That was my turning point last week.
  • joannathechef
    joannathechef Posts: 484 Member
    your back fat makes as much clevage as your front :)
  • LNZimmer
    LNZimmer Posts: 94
    when a happy meal at mcdonalds is just a snack before dinner at home!
  • jen10st
    jen10st Posts: 325 Member
    Ugh! This thread is depressing. I know I'm fat, I'm also doing a lot to change it, hell I ran 3k today without walking, no way could I have done that 6months ago. What has everyone else done this week they couldn't do before? Come on let's get back on the motivation track :flowerforyou:
  • K8lin1985
    K8lin1985 Posts: 16
    When you buy chocolate, it's not a bar, its a pack which could feed 3!
  • amberlongsine
    amberlongsine Posts: 215 Member
    When your spouse can't wraps his arms around your waist without a 12" gap between his hands...
  • amberlongsine
    amberlongsine Posts: 215 Member
    When your spouse can't pick you up anymore... Sigh lol
  • sandhillsmom
    sandhillsmom Posts: 319 Member
    You know you are losing weight when the pants you wore one week to work slide down to your hips 3 weeks later :)
  • footballchick89
    footballchick89 Posts: 5
    You know you're getting fitter when...

    Your 2 mile walk gets longer and longer every week.

    You can pick up your two kids equaling 30lbs without grunting and shifting.

    You can clean the whole house without getting winded.

    You can reach your toes better than Jillian Michaels. ;)
  • peterhern
    peterhern Posts: 23 Member
    When you can pinch an inch ... on your forehead!

    (laughter is good medicine)
  • susulani
    susulani Posts: 17
    when the health insurance company won't insure because your BMI is too high!
  • StellarChick85
    StellarChick85 Posts: 33 Member
    when you need a bra for your back boobs! Hahaha :)
  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
    when you're out of breath walking 10 steps of stairs to your apartment
  • Beleg
    Beleg Posts: 227 Member
    You know your losing weight when you 11 yr old comes up to give you a hug and his hands actually meet each other on the other side and he jumps up and down because he can put his arms around you. :D
  • amyhoss
    amyhoss Posts: 414 Member
    when the dryer shrinks all of your jeans!

    True story; this happens to me ALL the time! :ohwell:

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