You know you are fat when....

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  • VanessaHeartsMasr
    VanessaHeartsMasr Posts: 727
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    I was just thinking about this the other day. You can't reach the itch on your back.
  • jehuster
    jehuster Posts: 168
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    When your 6 year old granddaughter asks, "Grandma why are you fat?" :embarassed:
  • beansprouts
    beansprouts Posts: 410 Member
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    When you can't polish your own toe nails.
  • ReinasWrath
    ReinasWrath Posts: 1,173 Member
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    ....when you have a dream about counting calories and end up waking yourself up because the dream foods were pretending they were much more calories than they are in reality and were falsely inflating your daily cal count.

    I seriously woke up annoyed because the food wouldn't cooperate and kept faking their cal numbers...

    hahahah!!!!!!!! I have done that too I swear!!!! And I woke up so pissed lol!!!!! I don't even remember eating anything bad in the dream! D: such a rip off my dream mfp account is soo inaccurate lol XD I was like 5,000 negative too hahah >_<
  • CherryOnionKiss
    CherryOnionKiss Posts: 376 Member
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    when you can't be on top when you have sex with your spouse because you're out of breath after 2 seconds a get legs cramps
  • ReinasWrath
    ReinasWrath Posts: 1,173 Member
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    when you need a bra for your back boobs! Hahaha :)

    lol I just wanted to say I love your profile pic xD
  • hedgiie
    hedgiie Posts: 1,245 Member
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    you can't tie your shoes from bending while standing. when you have to sit and undone your belt., you know that your fat
  • OnMyWeigh464
    OnMyWeigh464 Posts: 447 Member
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    When your tatas rest on your table when you are out to lunch. :blushing:

    This isn't a sign of being fat...just having big boobs. I was unfortunately given big boobs. Hate when they do this lolol
  • hollyNhollywood
    hollyNhollywood Posts: 426 Member
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    When you have to hitch your too tight jeans (muffin top anyone?) up over your pudgy belly when you sit down:grumble:

    Yup, this was a breaking point for me

    Oh and yes, totally agree about the boobs on the table.. :laugh:
  • asdandme
    asdandme Posts: 72 Member
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    You know your losing weight when you 11 yr old comes up to give you a hug and his hands actually meet each other on the other side and he jumps up and down because he can put his arms around you. :D



    love:love: awww
  • LoraleiDean
    LoraleiDean Posts: 100
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    You're heavier now than you ever were just before giving birth!
  • mamagooskie
    mamagooskie Posts: 2,964 Member
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    you roll over in bed and get winded.
  • JLWesterlund
    JLWesterlund Posts: 23 Member
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    you avoid all wicker furniture ... just in case
  • NavyKnightAh13
    NavyKnightAh13 Posts: 1,394 Member
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    When my six month old grabs my arm and literally can hang on for dear life.
    Sit down and tummy sticks out further then then anything else on your body (happened when I was 243)

    On the plus side of losing:
    my husband can now pick me up off the floor and lift me in the air
    i wear size 15 jeans (haven't since middle school)
    can run without too much issue (asthma flareups)
  • lh1626
    lh1626 Posts: 241 Member
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    I have posted this one before but here goes.........

    When you could parachute out of a plane with your underwear!
  • VanessaHeartsMasr
    VanessaHeartsMasr Posts: 727
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    you avoid all wicker furniture ... just in case
    Lol. Yup.
  • Jude1064
    Jude1064 Posts: 83 Member
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    You look at the family pics from Christmas and realize you weigh as much as 2 of your sisters put together. :(
  • conservativek
    conservativek Posts: 74 Member
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    When the little kids you are babysitting poke your tummy pudge to watch it jiggle! LOL. :)
  • im22849
    im22849 Posts: 5
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    You step on your talking weight scale and it says, "One at a time please"
  • BoomerAngel
    BoomerAngel Posts: 26
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    Agreed! I just joined this site, so I am looking for the positive stuff. On the other hand, a sense of humor is hugely important in the weight loss journey. I laugh at myself all the time, which makes this effort more fun.

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