Glute exercises without a gym?

well i want my butt to look as though it was sculpted by angels through the fine tooth bristles of an art brush i want people to sing when im at the beach everytime i take off my pants and they are blessed with the site of my perfect glutes....ok thats a LITTLE egotistical i just want to be able to pop it like its hot even when im not popping i want it to look like i am any tips?