STOP! No more shampoo! Use dish soap instead.

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corn63
corn63 Posts: 1,580 Member
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My Mom sent me this... I'm not much for forwarded emails but this is fantastic:

It's so good to finally get a health warning that is useful !
INVOLVES THE SHAMPOO . . . WHEN IT RUNS DOWN YOUR BODY WHEN YOU SHOWER WITH IT !!!!
WARNING TO US ALL !!!
Shampoo Warning !
I don't know WHY I didn't figure this out sooner!
I use shampoo in the shower!
When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body, and Printed very clearly on the shampoo label is this warning,
"FOR EXTRA BODY AND VOLUME."
No wonder I have been gaining weight!
Well! I have gotten rid of that shampoo and I am going to start showering with Dawn dish soap instead. Its label reads,
"DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE."
Problem solved!
If I don't answer the phone I'll be in the shower!

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  • neverstray
    neverstray Posts: 3,845 Member
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    LOL.
  • dandaninc
    dandaninc Posts: 392
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    My Mom sent me this... I'm not much for forwarded emails but this is fantastic:

    It's so good to finally get a health warning that is useful !
    INVOLVES THE SHAMPOO . . . WHEN IT RUNS DOWN YOUR BODY WHEN YOU SHOWER WITH IT !!!!
    WARNING TO US ALL !!!
    Shampoo Warning !
    I don't know WHY I didn't figure this out sooner!
    I use shampoo in the shower!
    When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body, and Printed very clearly on the shampoo label is this warning,
    "FOR EXTRA BODY AND VOLUME."
    No wonder I have been gaining weight!
    Well! I have gotten rid of that shampoo and I am going to start showering with Dawn dish soap instead. Its label reads,
    "DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE."
    Problem solved!
    If I don't answer the phone I'll be in the shower!

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
  • majik0516
    majik0516 Posts: 52 Member
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    I seriously think that is the best thing I have ever heard. Will be trying this the next time I shower.
  • drmerc
    drmerc Posts: 2,603 Member
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    This was funnier when it was posted here last week
  • corn63
    corn63 Posts: 1,580 Member
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    This was funnier when it was posted here last week

    I apologize for working. I'll attempt to spend more time on here as to keep up with all the postings.
  • drmerc
    drmerc Posts: 2,603 Member
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    This was funnier when it was posted here last week

    I apologize for working. I'll attempt to spend more time on here as to keep up with all the postings.
    Thanks
  • KaleidoscopeEyes1056
    KaleidoscopeEyes1056 Posts: 2,996 Member
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    I use dishsoap when I'm out of shampoo and too poor to buy more. Nothing happened to me... I must be a special snowflake.
  • GTOgirl1969
    GTOgirl1969 Posts: 2,527 Member
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    This was funnier when it was posted here last week

    Not everyone has the opportunity to monitor the MFP boards obsessively in order to prevent repeat postings (as evidenced by the constant "Should I eat my exercise calories?" threads).

    For the record, I've actually HAD to wash my hair with dish soap (I was under a car removing the power steering pump, and dumped about a quart of power steering fluid on my head) Regular shampoo didn't take it out; Dawn did...but my hair felt like a Brillo pad afterward.

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