_binary_jester_

_binary_jester_
_binary_jester_ Posts: 2,132 Member
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Is a gigolo. Worse...not even a good one. He gives out coupons for a reason.

You have been warned.
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  • DontStopB_Leakin
    DontStopB_Leakin Posts: 3,863 Member
    ...Coupons? Where the F@$# are my coupons, ho?
  • _binary_jester_
    _binary_jester_ Posts: 2,132 Member
    Unfortunately he's real.
  • DangerSass
    DangerSass Posts: 124 Member
    Are you a two for one special?
  • chocl8girl
    chocl8girl Posts: 1,968 Member
    We don't need no stinkin' coupons, cause he's always on sale.

    Mwahaha!
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,275 Member
    dis.gif \m/
  • knwitall
    knwitall Posts: 420 Member
    Is a gigolo. Worse...not even a good one. He gives out coupons for a reason.

    You have been warned.

    Where can i get me some of these coupons for a gigolo?
  • ashleen7
    ashleen7 Posts: 258 Member
    I never got coupons!! I feel robbed!
  • Qarol
    Qarol Posts: 6,171 Member
    I'd pay full price...
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    You forgot to provide a link to his solicitation page!

    ::sings "I'm just a giggolo, and everywhere I go...":::
  • SVCat
    SVCat Posts: 1,483 Member
    SVCat once stole money from a blind man. Don't believe his profile, he is fake!
  • k2quiere
    k2quiere Posts: 4,151 Member
    I thought he was always on clearance? Are you telling me I overpaid or underpaid?
  • _Elemenopee_
    _Elemenopee_ Posts: 2,665 Member
    I'm still waiting for the coupons you promised. Did you snail mail them, bro? You suck at this, ho'ing stuff. No wonder you offer a discount!
  • LilMissSunshine_
    LilMissSunshine_ Posts: 520
    Cu-pon! I wanna refund!
  • corn63
    corn63 Posts: 1,580 Member
    I don't really have bacon for boobs:( but my boobs really are meat candy.


    Kinda cancels out the lies, eh?
  • mirandamayhem
    mirandamayhem Posts: 772
    It's the clown costume that puts me off. A fire fighter, or an Officer, I would have happily used a gigolo who dressed like that.
  • _Elemenopee_
    _Elemenopee_ Posts: 2,665 Member
    dis.gif \m/

    That's one of my faves..Going to have to bookmark this one for further abuse...I mean use
  • KariQuiteContrary
    KariQuiteContrary Posts: 274 Member
    I was never offered a coupon! I demand to see a manager!
  • ZombieChaser
    ZombieChaser Posts: 1,555 Member
    I'd pay full price...

    I see your full price, and raise you double!




    And i want my damn coupon, or no sexy time!

    *edited for spelling fkn twice!...apparently I'm so mad about not getting a coooooupon that I can't type right!
  • _Triple_S_
    _Triple_S_ Posts: 214 Member
    he dumped me....f*** you clown! I'm only kidding...I still love you...or dont I?
  • Iceman1800
    Iceman1800 Posts: 476
    Coupons? I don't need coupons to give a girl the best minute of her day....
  • aliciagetshealthy
    aliciagetshealthy Posts: 946 Member
    Can the coupon be combined with any other sale options?
  • mirandamayhem
    mirandamayhem Posts: 772
    he dumped me....f*** you clown! I'm only kidding...I still love you...or dont I?

    Did he dump you? Or did he promise you a meal and a good time, and then tell you it was gonna cost you when you got there?
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    Tuesday is NOT double coupons day...he lies.
    He owes me for dry cleaning.
    I still can't get the white make-up off my pants!:angry:
  • LuckyAng
    LuckyAng Posts: 1,173 Member
    I knew it! *YES*
  • Lift_This_
    Lift_This_ Posts: 2,756 Member
    What!!!!! Where do I sign up? I need some coupons!!!
  • _Timmeh_
    _Timmeh_ Posts: 2,096 Member
    Cookie Monster warned me about you.
  • _binary_jester_
    _binary_jester_ Posts: 2,132 Member
    Cookie Monster warned me about you.
    he's good
  • KombuchaCat
    KombuchaCat Posts: 834 Member
    Stares at computer screen, waiting for said coupons to arrive in inbox...
  • AwesomeMoJo
    AwesomeMoJo Posts: 1,145 Member
    Coupons? I don't need coupons to give a girl the best minute of her day....

    This is very true, Iceman...you give a good minute for free...and she has a smile on her face too... :bigsmile:
  • RocketsGirl
    RocketsGirl Posts: 339 Member
    Is a gigolo. Worse...not even a good one. He gives out coupons for a reason.

    You have been warned.

    can I get these as a Groupon?

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