What's your full time job?

Orthotic/Prosthetic Technician

Administrative Assistant at a hospital for the Addictions & Mental Health/Crisis Intervention Dept.

Don't tell my mom I work for the government. She thinks I play the piano in a *kitten* house.

work in law enforcement

Customer Service for a hearing aid provider

Also

COO of my household, chef, maid, pet sitter, bed warmer, etc and so forth :laugh:

3rd grade teacher

Real time control system designer - designing bits for the next generation airbus at the moment. I'm also a part time psychology student doing an MSc in research

I teach French and Italian to 11-18 year olds at a school just outside of Cambridge (UK not Mass!)
I am also Head of Y7 which means I have pastoral responsibility for the 180 kids in Year 7 (the youngest in the school - aged 11-12)
Stressful job for which I at times get very little thanks, but love it - every day is just so different!

Quit my job exactly a year ago... back to college full time Loving it !!!!!!!!!!

operator of a water treatment plant.

Sergeant in the United States Army

Part time teller at a bank. Full time mom of two boys. Still haven't figured out what I want to do when I grow up.

Full time Public Policy Director for a statewide not-for-profit and full time MBA student.

Water Resource Officer- basically control the dam releases, flood operations and river releases for the northern part of the state.................... for now :P

I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently.

Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.

Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Mets, I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after school, I repair electrical appliances free of charge.

I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer I toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. I bat 400.

My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby ****, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations with the CIA.

I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid.

On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven. I breed prize-winning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin.

I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis.

But I have not yet gone to college.