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  • etajr
    etajr Posts: 49
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    I work on pumps but mine are still running when I have to fix them....
  • Erisad
    Erisad Posts: 1,580
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    Warehouse associate for SMX/Amazon. About to find out whether I'm converted to full-time Amazon status so I can get benefits. Huzzah.
  • HartJames
    HartJames Posts: 789 Member
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    Freelance photographer working with Gannette Co. Inc. publications, PT nanny & occassional hospice & eldercare advocate case manager.

    Having one job (to me) is boring :)
  • Imanido
    Imanido Posts: 186 Member
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    I am a translator and a writer ( I work from home) so children, hubby, running errands, cooking, bills, paperwork are all included in the job description ;-)
  • knwitall
    knwitall Posts: 420 Member
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    I'm a 911 Dispatcher. 12 hr shifts of sitting. :yawn:
  • GO_NadZ_xO
    GO_NadZ_xO Posts: 445 Member
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    Boring.

    Haha nah its okay, I'm in import airfreight operator for UTi Transport & Logistics.. It gets me by. I'm only 3 years off management :)
  • nlwilliamson
    nlwilliamson Posts: 225 Member
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    Chiropractic assistant, before this job I was an Adoption Counselor at a local animal shelter, Dog groomer and also worked for a vet clinic/boarding facility :)
  • wisebadger53
    wisebadger53 Posts: 382 Member
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    Treasurer/CFO
  • mandy0688
    mandy0688 Posts: 335 Member
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    i work in a hotel Comfort Inn front desk clerk working on going back to school
  • tleighs
    tleighs Posts: 16
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    Lead forecasting analyst for a call center (major bank / mortgage division)
  • Bearman45
    Bearman45 Posts: 46
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    I own a gourmet food truck... making and serving natural, artisan ice cream.
  • blaze1zanebrobst
    blaze1zanebrobst Posts: 27
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    i do hair....... cosmetologist
  • foxfirekenzie
    foxfirekenzie Posts: 244 Member
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    I buy toilet paper for a living, I really do.

    I want your job. I hate buying toilet paper so I would just nick some from the purchases! Oh, guess I won't get a job admitting to that one.
  • myth4ever
    myth4ever Posts: 372
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    Lion Tamer.....I mean Jr High math Teacher
  • donkarlitos
    donkarlitos Posts: 26 Member
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    Network Security Engineer -- I protect the interwebz from hackers.

    Any other IT/Tech people in the house?
  • meganlkn1020
    meganlkn1020 Posts: 3
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    Band Instrument Repair Technician, specializing in woodwinds. Kind of geeky, I know.
  • fitfocusedfamily
    fitfocusedfamily Posts: 117 Member
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    i own and run a bakery :)

    Kudos for being on here & maintaining! Running or even working a cash register at a bakery would be the death of me! Baked goods are my weakness!!
  • fitfocusedfamily
    fitfocusedfamily Posts: 117 Member
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    I am an accountant for a major oil & gas company.
  • mrsdobbers
    mrsdobbers Posts: 25
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    Director of nursing for a long term care facility
  • Dancerten
    Dancerten Posts: 237 Member
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    I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently.

    Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.

    Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Mets, I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after school, I repair electrical appliances free of charge.

    I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer I toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. I bat 400.

    My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby ****, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations with the CIA.

    I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid.

    On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven. I breed prize-winning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin.

    I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis.

    But I have not yet gone to college.

    Oh, you're the Dos Equis guy

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