today's little reminder

I got to work this AM, and tore yesterday's sheet off of my WTF? daily calendar (it does exist, here's proof http://www.amazon.com/WTF-2012-Daily-Calendar-Reminder/dp/1440527148) and was greeted with the following note for today. I thought it was appropriate to share here for anyone who needed the reminder:

You've been dieting for six months and still
haven't lost any weight
So you've tried eating all meat, no meat, all carbs, no
carbs, diet pills, just soup and, maybe once or twice,
cocaine -- but nothing's helped. Know why? Because diets
are bullsh*t, that's why. Want to drop some pounds? Stop
eating like a fat pig and exercise. Simple.




FYI - I tried to scan a pic of the calendar page, but my new employer doesn't have any imaging editing programs on our PC's! BOOO!