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    Do you know that I am not sure I want to be a grandma anytime soon? Yikes!! May I say, I wouldn't mind having some little *kitten*$ of my own (or step-shi!t$) around?

    Can I tell you that if I left my two brats with you for a couple of days that might change your mind?
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    Can I tell you as sad as the story is the picture at the end really got to me?

    Is the weather better than last night or worse?

    Pirate..the weather is 50x worse. Itreally sucks because I may be stuck here at the office if it continues flooding. Doesn'tthat just stink???
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    Can I tell you that if I left my two brats with you for a couple of days that might change your mind?

    Do you know that I doubt that?
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    Jojo do you know you should never get caught up *kitten* creek without your paddle?
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    Pirate..the weather is 50x worse. Itreally sucks because I may be stuck here at the office if it continues flooding. Doesn'tthat just stink???

    Oh my!! You do know that I hope you stay safe?
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    Did you know my 2 brats spilled an entire bottle of laundry soap all over my living room while my other half was supposed to be watching them? :grumble: Can you say " Do Not Add Water!"? :noway:
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    Mandy Can I say that I cannot find the thread anymore? does that mean it was deleted?

    SoCo can I tell you that the blog was posted by "thistimeismytime"?

    Fluffytofab can I welcome you to our thread?

    Well thank you!

    Did you know my twins are supposed to be taking a nap.. Can you guess what they are doing?
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    Are they playing Paper, Scissors, Rock?
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    Did you know my 2 brats spilled an entire bottle of laundry soap all over my living room while my other half was supposed to be watching them? :grumble: Can you say " Do Not Add Water!"? :noway:

    Hey, Can I hired them to clean my livingroom too?
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    Did you know I was thankful for hardwood floors and that our throw rug needed to be cleaned anyways?
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    Can I say good morning to Mandi? Happy Monday to you. May I say, you sound very perky for a Monday? Do you and Mikey have something in common this fine morning?

    Good morning to you as well, my fine friend. Would you believe Mikey's problem was never a problem for me? I do sympathize with his Michele though on the first run... ouch! I'm actually pretty stoked that I got a new home gym and I'm starting a new circuit training routine tonight.

    Congrat, Mikey!
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    Jojo do you know you should never get caught up *kitten* creek without your paddle?

    Who needs a paddle when you have built in floatation devices like I do...lol??
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    Pirate..the weather is 50x worse. Itreally sucks because I may be stuck here at the office if it continues flooding. Doesn'tthat just stink???
    my thoughts are with you. Will you please stay safe? Can you use those as floatation devices to save a small neighborhood?:bigsmile:
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    Who needs a paddle when you have built in floatation devices like I do...lol??
    :laugh:
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    Well thank you!

    Did you know my twins are supposed to be taking a nap.. Can you guess what they are doing?

    Do you think I am stalking you? what are they doing?
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    Do you think I am stalking you? what are they doing?

    No I don't!! Thanks for noticing..

    They are repeatedly climbing on top of their diaper changing table and getting stuck and hollering "Momma!"

    Can you tell this is getting on my nerves?
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    Did you know you can lock kids in a closet as long as you make it a game? :laugh:
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    No I don't!! Thanks for noticing..

    They are repeatedly climbing on top of their diaper changing table and getting stuck and hollering "Momma!"

    Can you tell this is getting on my nerves?

    Will you enroll them in Gymnastics lessons?
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    Good morning to you as well, my fine friend. Would you believe Mikey's problem was never a problem for me? I do sympathize with his Michele though on the first run... ouch! I'm actually pretty stoked that I got a new home gym and I'm starting a new circuit training routine tonight.

    Congrat, Mikey!

    Did you know that I am looking at some sort of home gym as well? It is too scarey here now days to be at the gym as late as I am, especially if I want to go to the man cave. I haven't been there in weeks! =( Will you let us know how you like it?

    Will you excuse me while I drift off and remember the days and nights and afternoons and mid mornings and evenings and early mornings when Mikey's issues weren't an issue for me either? ....hhmmm, good times!! My how things have changed in the last few months!!! May I say, I hope to have first hand experience of Mikey's Michele's problem some time soon??????:blushing:
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    Will you enroll them in Gymnastics lessons?

    No.. but is hypnotizing them to sleep illegal?
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    Did you know you can lock kids in a closet as long as you make it a game? :laugh:

    Were you the warden of the jail?
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    No.. but is hypnotizing them to sleep illegal?

    have you ever heard "No harm no foul"?
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    did you know I am drinking a 40 oz pop....er "water"? lol
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    have you ever heard "No harm no foul"?

    Got any tips?
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    How do you get meat juice off your haunches?
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    is the dog asking or is it the dogs owner asking?
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    Can we welcome you, Leah?! :flowerforyou: How have you been?

    Michelle- I bought a Tuff Stuff universal gym with a 200 lb stack. It's freakin awesome! I still have/use my free weights for certain parts of my routine. This is so much quicker to jump from one lift to the next. I highly recommend it!
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    did you know I am drinking a 40 oz pop....er "water"? lol

    I have been thinking about soda all day..but I am sticking with my water. DId you know that I REALLY want a Coke?
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    did you know I am drinking a 40 oz pop....er "water"? lol

    LEAH!!!!! Do you know how good it is to see you? You have been missed!!!!
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    Did you know you can lock kids in a closet as long as you make it a game? :laugh:

    Did you know you can lock me in a closet with really sexy guy and I can make it a game too???
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