Oh It's that Time Again....Ask the Wolf!
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Wanna go to Vegas and get married by Elvis?
Sure, but Id prefer Wayne Newton to offciate. Danke Shcane!0 -
Why is the sky blue?
Because when you look into my deep blue eyes...you cant see anything else and I become your whole world0 -
my question is ok wolf, how many people are you gonna piss off on this thread and how many warning will you get from the mods.....lol you crack me up
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Why am I so bored today?
You know why0 -
I can work with that if I get to have a stripper be my flower girl.0
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What's the best way to deal with people who were born with the stupid gene?
This, of course, assumes that physically hurting them would be frowned upon.
huh? i like dont understand0 -
Why are you the way you are?
You mean rakishly handsome and brutally honest? Its a curse and a blessing0 -
my question is ok wolf, how many people are you gonna piss off on this thread and how many warning will you get from the mods.....lol you crack me up
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only 42...not very ambitious today are we
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What's the best way to convince your new girlfriend not to keep the baby?
I do hope you mean give it up for adoption, but my best guess would be to have her spend more time with you and it will all become self evident.
Wolf I think I
u for this answer!
u will have to get in line, but with a few key answers to MY questions I can bump you up.0 -
I can work with that if I get to have a stripper be my flower girl.
wouldnt you be capable of playing both roles?0 -
looks like all problems solved.
Good day0 -
On the forums, where the poster ask for men's answers only. Why are women magnetically drawn to these topics to answer the question?0
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On the forums, where the poster ask for men's answers only. Why are women magnetically drawn to these topics to answer the question?
Cuz women are nosey and they hope they will see pics of shirtless dudes. Did I mention women are nosey?0 -
Its cuz we have smaller brains and don't understand simple instructions. Science bro.0
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Its cuz we have smaller brains and don't understand simple instructions. Science bro.
and you're nosey0 -
On the forums, where the poster ask for men's answers only. Why are women magnetically drawn to these topics to answer the question?
For the same reason men answer on the topics about TOM and weight gain....0 -
On the forums, where the poster ask for men's answers only. Why are women magnetically drawn to these topics to answer the question?
For the same reason men answer on the topics about TOM and weight gain....
Chicks bleeding and getting fat is of particular interest to us.0 -
how my tan?0
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On the forums, where the poster ask for men's answers only. Why are women magnetically drawn to these topics to answer the question?
For the same reason men answer on the topics about TOM and weight gain....
Chicks bleeding and getting fat is of particular interest to us.
Thought you only cared about bleeding if it was cause you managed to pop her cherry....0 -
how my tan?
it be good0 -
On the forums, where the poster ask for men's answers only. Why are women magnetically drawn to these topics to answer the question?
For the same reason men answer on the topics about TOM and weight gain....
Chicks bleeding and getting fat is of particular interest to us.
Thought you only cared about bleeding if it was cause you managed to pop her cherry....
aww its so sweet of you to try and hang with the big boy of witticism.0 -
Why do men like to stare?0
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On the forums, where the poster ask for men's answers only. Why are women magnetically drawn to these topics to answer the question?
For the same reason men answer on the topics about TOM and weight gain....
Chicks bleeding and getting fat is of particular interest to us.
Thought you only cared about bleeding if it was cause you managed to pop her cherry....
aww its so sweet of you to try and hang with the big boy of witticism.
Aww sweetie don't flatter yourself so much.... you would have to try and hang with me....0 -
Why do men like to stare?
huh? sorry i was looking at...0 -
On the forums, where the poster ask for men's answers only. Why are women magnetically drawn to these topics to answer the question?
For the same reason men answer on the topics about TOM and weight gain....
Chicks bleeding and getting fat is of particular interest to us.
Thought you only cared about bleeding if it was cause you managed to pop her cherry....
aww its so sweet of you to try and hang with the big boy of witticism.
Aww sweetie don't flatter yourself so much.... you would have to try and hang with me....
Awww you're such a maguffin0 -
What's the best way to convince your new girlfriend not to keep the baby?
I do hope you mean give it up for adoption, but my best guess would be to have her spend more time with you and it will all become self evident.
You never GIVE your child up. You PLACE your child for adoption. Give is not a nice word in the world of adoption.
True however you are GIVING UP your child to PLACE them in adoption.
Wow, seriously a cold thing to say to a person!!! I don't care if this has a question.0 -
What's the best way to convince your new girlfriend not to keep the baby?
I do hope you mean give it up for adoption, but my best guess would be to have her spend more time with you and it will all become self evident.
You never GIVE your child up. You PLACE your child for adoption. Give is not a nice word in the world of adoption.
True however you are GIVING UP your child to PLACE them in adoption.
Wow, seriously a cold thing to say to a person!!! I don't care if this has a question.
In serious mode for a moment...for me regardless of either side im would just be glad the baby is alive.
Now, back to comedy0 -
What's the biggest problem with the US' economy right now?0
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I lost a bunch of weight and my husband constantly tells me that he prefers my new weight and wants me to stay this way. I'd be fine with that if he weren't a total lard@ss himself. How do I make it clear to him that I busted my butt to look like this and I'd appreciate some effort in return?
Also, he still insists on pointing out my stretch marks (which I have from giving him two kids, not from being fat). Is it ok to punch him in the crotch when he does this?0 -
I lost a bunch of weight and my husband constantly tells me that he prefers my new weight and wants me to stay this way. I'd be fine with that if he weren't a total lard@ss himself. How do I make it clear to him that I busted my butt to look like this and I'd appreciate some effort in return?
Also, he still insists on pointing out my stretch marks (which I have from giving him two kids, not from being fat). Is it ok to punch him in the crotch when he does this?
u should accidentally leave your browser open so he can see all of the messages you receive with FR0
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