Gym pick up lines

Yeaboiii
Yeaboiii Posts: 4
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Hi everyone,

So there's this girl at the gym, she's real fit and i've been watching her do squats recently, but don't worry, i'm sneaky, I make great use of the mirrors.

Anyways I wanna know how I can let her know I fancy her, I know trying to chat up a girl at the gym is really lame, and I don't want her to think i'm an idiot, but I have to do something.

Anyone have any good gym pick up lines I can use?

Any help would be greatly appreciated.
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  • matthewsq
    matthewsq Posts: 58 Member
    you're fat =)
    Girls LOVE facts not wishy washy lies
  • Jschrolms
    Jschrolms Posts: 40 Member
    Just offer some pointers, maybe keep ur back straight or get low or something like that
  • iAMsmiling
    iAMsmiling Posts: 2,394 Member
    Just offer some pointers, maybe keep ur back straight or get low or something like that

    Unless you're an expert and she's not...don't do this.

    Just say hi a couple of times as you pass. See if she responds.
    Keep it simple.
  • Atarahh
    Atarahh Posts: 485 Member
    "Nice teeth"
  • Jschrolms
    Jschrolms Posts: 40 Member
    Maybe you could ask her for some pointers? ask for a spot?
  • matthewsq
    matthewsq Posts: 58 Member
    Just offer some pointers, maybe keep ur back straight or get low or something like that

    tell her to get lower or something like on her knees. hahahaha
  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
    It should definitely begin with "I know you've seen me checking you out in the mirrors and I just want to let you know I am not as big of a creep as you probably think".
  • TexanThom
    TexanThom Posts: 778
    "Another 10 lbs. off and you will be totally doable"
  • Mr_Bad_Example
    Mr_Bad_Example Posts: 2,403 Member
    "So... you squat here often?"
  • matthewsq
    matthewsq Posts: 58 Member
    being honest right now or serious. I didn't see any good pointers that would actually help you. Just say hi and ask her if she can spot for you just for a bit because your friend ditched you =) hahaha keep it gym related
  • MissShancey
    MissShancey Posts: 464
    "Another 10 lbs. off and you will be totally doable"

    seconded!
  • iluvprettyshoes
    iluvprettyshoes Posts: 605 Member
    Tell her you're kinda new and ask her if she knows of a running club, bike club, if she knows of any upcoming races etc... Maybe she'll invite you to the same one she's training for :)
  • little_lisid
    little_lisid Posts: 47 Member
    I think just keep it simple - say hello a few times and smile :D
  • Jschrolms
    Jschrolms Posts: 40 Member
    Come back to my place if you want a real work out
  • BR3ANDA
    BR3ANDA Posts: 622 Member
    You have amazing thighs...I mean eyes!
  • Capt_Apollo
    Capt_Apollo Posts: 9,026 Member
    give her the gym head nod for like, three weeks straight. then you can talk to her.
  • nickscutie
    nickscutie Posts: 303 Member
    you're fat =)
    Girls LOVE facts not wishy washy lies

    hahaha, this made me laugh so much.
  • SoDamnHungry
    SoDamnHungry Posts: 6,998 Member
    "Those squats have really improved your *kitten* over the past few weeks. Not that I was watching."
  • DeeDel32
    DeeDel32 Posts: 542 Member
    "is that thigh gap i see?" she'll melt like butter.

    seriously though, just say hi a few times as you walk past. see how she responds. if it's positive, then at least you know you're not entering hostile territory when you try to chat her up more.
  • melgunner
    melgunner Posts: 9
    Don't say anything make her want you first. Make long glances of eye contact (not while she is squatting) and smile. You want your face to be in her head a few times. make her remember seeing you, make sure she remembers seeing you. After you make eye contact and smile for a week or two just start saying hi and they you can say what ever you want. If you have been successful with your eye contact and smiling she will be thinking of you already and have assumptions of what you are like and know if she will date you or not at this point. Just be straight up and ask her out.
  • JeffInBuckeyeNation
    JeffInBuckeyeNation Posts: 91 Member
    "If you want to work out again later, let me know. I promise to wipe down after we finish"
  • nz_deevaa
    nz_deevaa Posts: 12,209 Member
    give her the gym head nod for like, three weeks straight. then you can talk to her.

    I have a gym b/f we've been nodding at each other for months, we don't talk. That would ruin the magic.

    I looked up into the mirror mid squat last week and we made eye contact... awwwwwwkward!
  • studyinstead
    studyinstead Posts: 53
    Start doing squats too. Be part of the gym.
  • Marvless
    Marvless Posts: 5 Member
    Trust me, as "sneaky" as you think you're being, a girl knows when she's being checked out. Say hi to her before you creep her out. A girl likes a confident man ... whether you consider yourself handsome or not, a confident and genuine personality goes a long way. My hubby is not the aggresive type, but he didn't waste anytime swooping on me ... that was 22 years ago. :) Good luck and keep us posted!
  • Presleyforpresident
    Presleyforpresident Posts: 172
    why not compliment her? like nothing creepy or anything, just a flat out, "hey i see you here often and i just want to say blah blah blah you're doing great blah blah."
    or start doing squats near her and say hi and smile at her.
    or ask her if you're doing them right?
    i dunno, all of these would be a positive in my book if someone said them to me.
  • Jschrolms
    Jschrolms Posts: 40 Member
    Chat up every other Chick in the Gym except her and make her real Jelly
  • DannyMussels
    DannyMussels Posts: 1,842 Member
    Excuse me, but I need to go to the washroom....and I could really use a spotter.
  • sixrings
    sixrings Posts: 96 Member
    Oh you're into fitness? How about fitness d!ck in your mouth?

    I laughed out loud at this one :laugh:
  • Marvless
    Marvless Posts: 5 Member
    Oh you're into fitness? How about fitness d!ck in your mouth?

    OMG! Spits Le Croix out of my mouth ... I LOVE THAT ONE!!!!
  • taylorwaylor
    taylorwaylor Posts: 417 Member
    It should definitely begin with "I know you've seen me checking you out in the mirrors and I just want to let you know I am not as big of a creep as you probably think".


    Funnnnyyyy! Haha but honestly, if a guy at the gym( that im interested in) actually said this it would make me laugh.. I love a guy that can make me laugh:)

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