sarcastic, dry sense of humor types...add me!?!

I have a pretty dry sense of humour. Really.

I need to laugh more!

So do I!! But what makes you special? Go on - amuse me.

@amaizenblue44 LOL

I'm a kiwi...noone gets our sense of humour other than the Brits...if you think you can handle it...add me

Ah, we Aussies get it, we just don't think it's funny.

Heh. Flight of the Conchords can get a chuckle, though.

It's ok if you don't get it...most Australians I know are from the Gold Coast and we're only really friends because of the entertainment value. Mostly laughing at them. So stupid. We may shag sheep but at least we can string a sentence together!!

I'm Scottish & can definitey be classed as having a dry sense of humor....feel free to add me :laugh:

Ah, we Aussies get it, we just don't think it's funny.

Heh. Flight of the Conchords can get a chuckle, though.

how did i not know you were an aussie? why did i think you lived in kentucky or something? i am a nut.

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Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?
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Q: Is beer or wine bad for me?
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Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?
A: Gee ... I can't think of a single, solitary one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain - No Pain.

Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?
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