Stupid Reasons Not To Diet/Exercise

Alright, I know everyone has their own favorite excuses to skip diet or exercise, and I want to hear them here!

I'll start.

I have, in the past, skipped working out because it would mean I had to wash my hair. (Stupid, I know!)
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  • randomtai
    randomtai Posts: 9,003 Member
    ^^ Ditto this one and why I avoided swimming... Which now I LOVE lol
  • theartichoke
    theartichoke Posts: 816 Member
    I don't have time to take a shower after I workout and I don't want to go to the store all nasty.

    I need to blah, blah first. Then I never do the blah, blah or the workout.

    My excuses always apply to cardio. I really need to get it in gear with the cardio. Tomorrow. :noway:
  • After working all day, I have only enough energy to either cook or work out, never both!
  • jynxxxed
    jynxxxed Posts: 1,010 Member
    "I barely slept last night and worked all day, I'm going to go to bed really early tonight and I'll get back to it tomorrow"

    ...and then I'd sit up all night watching tv/on the computer. Repeat the next day.
  • hillm12345
    hillm12345 Posts: 313 Member
    "I barely slept last night and worked all day, I'm going to go to bed really early tonight and I'll get back to it tomorrow"

    ...and then I'd sit up all night watching tv/on the computer. Repeat the next day.

    that sounds just like me...

    my other favorite excuse is.. "I don't feel like it"
  • RobUlee8583
    RobUlee8583 Posts: 3 Member
    lol i say its too hot or I dont feel like sweating today!
  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
    copy/pasting from my profile

    These are my excuses as to why I got into such bad shape. Honest truth time for me

    - Laziness. I was too lazy to move and make a change in my lifestyle. Fast food (which I hate btw, I really hate most of the food from BK and McD's) was just easier even though cooking for myself wouldve been cheaper and healthier.

    - Excuses. I made excuses. I will do this some other time. I will do it starting tomorrow. Oh I ate bad today? I will recover tomorrow by not eating and ofcourse that led to binging

    - video game addiction: World of Warcraft. I cannot even begin to explain how much that game have ruined my life, not just health wise but everything. I know I'm to blame but that game alone have ruined the last atleast 4 years of my life.

    - being a coward: Whenever I got hit by stress, I tried to confide in food or cigarettes. I just didnt wanted to face my troubles like a man but in the end, I had to anyways. Stress didnt went away because of eating or smoking but it sure did put on some weight.

    - Just not stopping: I couldve stopped with the bad habits when I hit 200, I was aware of the weight issue. I couldve stopped at 220, 240, 250, 270, and now I'm at 280. Each time I knew what was up but I didnt do anything about it. I was ok with the fat man in the mirror. I hated him but I didnt wanted to do anything to change it
  • My excuse used to be I dont have a gym membership, now that I do, my excuse(rarely) is I don't know anyone and I hate being stared at.
  • Vx3_
    Vx3_ Posts: 102 Member
    "But I have too much to do!"

    -Watches bad girls club re runs.
  • WendyFlynn
    WendyFlynn Posts: 139 Member
    Very vain but.... I can't leave the house without makeup (I scare small children and grown men!), so to do some strenuous activity would make me unavailable to the world for the rest of the day after sweating all my make up off!
  • jynxxxed
    jynxxxed Posts: 1,010 Member
    Very vain but.... I can't leave the house without makeup (I scare small children and grown men!), so to do some strenuous activity would make me unavailable to the world for the rest of the day after sweating all my make up off!

    I actually only do my makeup ONCE a day (no touch-ups, nothing) including on gym days and I'd say a good 75% of my makeup stays in tact, maybe more. And I SWEAT. So most days my makeup lasts me through work + gym + errands.
    Try using an eyeshadow primer (like urban decay's) and a face setting spray (I like urban decay's for this as well). Invest in some good liner and shadows + a nice concealer and it will barely budge!
  • I think I wear makeup like once a year. Rofl.
  • I just want to stay in and sleep. I'll go after work.

    50% of the time I went after work.
  • nicoleekristenn
    nicoleekristenn Posts: 14 Member
    There's no point starting now when I have (insert event here) coming up in a few days. (usually an event where it's a celebrations so I won't want to be on a diet)


    But I have to do homework ... and end up watching two television shows when I could have been working out
  • donnasjohnson
    donnasjohnson Posts: 71 Member
    I was told one time that when dealing with something that requires regular attendance...could be gym, church, support groups, lessons, etc...that the first time you miss you usually have a legitimate reason. Second is never so valid a reason, and by the time the third time comes around "I don't feel like it" has become a good enough excuse. This has helped me focus on making sure I avoid those not-so-legit second time excuses.
  • imchicbad
    imchicbad Posts: 1,650 Member
    Its too hot outside:tongue:
  • dhakiyya
    dhakiyya Posts: 481 Member
    I was told one time that when dealing with something that requires regular attendance...could be gym, church, support groups, lessons, etc...that the first time you miss you usually have a legitimate reason. Second is never so valid a reason, and by the time the third time comes around "I don't feel like it" has become a good enough excuse. This has helped me focus on making sure I avoid those not-so-legit second time excuses.

    Thank you :) This is really useful to know. I'll watch out for the not-so-legit 2nd time excuses....
  • ElleBee66
    ElleBee66 Posts: 128 Member
    I will just read ONE more thread on MFP and THEN I will go and do it....
  • NCchar130
    NCchar130 Posts: 955 Member
    Exercise excuses:
    -I'm too tired.
    -It's too hot.
    -It's too buggy.
    -It's too humid.
    -It might rain.
    -I have a headache.
    -My foot/back/leg/hip sort of hurts, it's best not to do it today.
    -I might miss a phone call.
    -I don't have a workout buddy.
    -It won't make a difference anyway.

    Diet excuses:
    -I'll have to eat things that don't taste good.
    -I deserve to eat this ice cream/candy/chips/fast food because I've had a long stressful day.
    -Eating healthy is too expensive.
    -I'll have to give up everything I like.
  • Restybaby2012
    Restybaby2012 Posts: 568 Member
    Very vain but.... I can't leave the house without makeup (I scare small children and grown men!), so to do some strenuous activity would make me unavailable to the world for the rest of the day after sweating all my make up off!

    I actually only do my makeup ONCE a day (no touch-ups, nothing) including on gym days and I'd say a good 75% of my makeup stays in tact, maybe more. And I SWEAT. So most days my makeup lasts me through work + gym + errands.
    Try using an eyeshadow primer (like urban decay's) and a face setting spray (I like urban decay's for this as well). Invest in some good liner and shadows + a nice concealer and it will barely budge!

    gawd I hate people who say this :flowerforyou: ONCE A DAY? OMG Im jealous.



    I AM just kidding by the way
  • frosty73
    frosty73 Posts: 424 Member
    I'm too tired to exercise.
    I'm going to have to do a lot of stuff later today, so I don't want to overdo it with exercise this morning.

    Diet: Just this one bad food!
  • Lift_hard_eat_big
    Lift_hard_eat_big Posts: 2,278 Member
    It's futile to diet and exercise, those with bad genetics will remain overweight.
  • Restybaby2012
    Restybaby2012 Posts: 568 Member
    My personal favorite............


    I merely dont want to
    I dont have to
    Ya cant make me cant make me cant make me

    Then there's the whole rest of em:

    Im in too much pain
    I have a headache
    Im tired
    I dont wanna change clothes or get dressed for it
    Tomorrow will be a realllllllllly good day for it.

    Now.......with some freakin 100+ pounds to lose Ive excuse-d my big *kitten* right out of excuses
  • octleigh
    octleigh Posts: 86 Member
    There's no point starting now when I have (insert event here) coming up in a few days. (usually an event where it's a celebrations so I won't want to be on a diet)

    I thought this was just me. Sounds terrible when it's someone else's excuse. Lol
  • _AllieCat_
    _AllieCat_ Posts: 515 Member
    After working all day, I have only enough energy to either cook or work out, never both!

    Same here!
  • Arkani7
    Arkani7 Posts: 68 Member
    lol i say its too hot or I dont feel like sweating today!

    :D totally agree!
  • icimani
    icimani Posts: 1,454 Member
    I don't like to start in the middle of the week. I'll start on Monday!
  • garlic7girl
    garlic7girl Posts: 2,236 Member
    Do I have to take my clothes(work) off?
  • HeidiMightyRawr
    HeidiMightyRawr Posts: 3,343 Member
    Diet:
    - "There's no decent food in the house, so I'll go for takeaway" While there was no decent food, even making the crap food would've fit my calories / macros better than the takeaway!
    - "I've already blown it for today, may as well go all out!"
    - "I'm too tired to cook, but I'm hungry so I'll snack on random stuff (usually biscuits)"

    Exercise:
    - "I'll do it in a minute" "Right after I watch this one TV program"
    - "I'm too tired"
    - "I'm too sore"
    - "I don't have anyone to go to the gym with" Shamefully, even though I loved going to the gym and lifting with my bf, I used this excuse in my first year of uni (when we lived too far apart to go together) because I was far too shy to go by myself! I couldn't imagine doing that now!
    - "Too hungry" > "Too full" > "Too hungry" - I do get hungry quite often. I have learnt over time the exact amount of time to give it after eating before I leave for the gym, so that I don't get a stitch, but also don't get so hungry during that I feel faint lol
  • shelbyfrootcake
    shelbyfrootcake Posts: 965 Member
    'I can't be arsed' is the only excuse I ever need.