"There's hair in this tuna fish...I like it!" ---ALF QUOTES

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  • Railr0aderTony
    Railr0aderTony Posts: 6,803 Member
    Willie: Go, go back to the tent!
    ALF: It's to dangerous out there, I had to kill a fifty foot snake with my pocket knife!
    Willie: There are no fifty foot water snakes in the backyard.
    ALF: I'm telling ya, it was bright green and it spit water. Ths Ths (spiting water sound).
    Willie: That was my new garden hose.
    Alf: Oh, no wonder it was sucking on the spiket!
  • AmyFett
    AmyFett Posts: 1,607 Member
    omg, I remember watching that show when I was little! I miss it!
  • BarbBlue
    BarbBlue Posts: 251
    I love Alf! I was sad when the show went off the air!
  • AmyFett
    AmyFett Posts: 1,607 Member
    I just found ALF on Netflix... and instantly I was taken back to my youth. I just love that show. Hide your cats...LOL.

    OMG IT'S ON NETFLIX?! WOOOOOO
  • curtnrod
    curtnrod Posts: 223 Member
    "I learned one thing about eating jigsaw puzzles...an hour later, you're hungry again."
  • Railr0aderTony
    Railr0aderTony Posts: 6,803 Member
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    ALF: Finger sandwiches? And you won't let me eat cats!
  • Railr0aderTony
    Railr0aderTony Posts: 6,803 Member
    (ALF is sitting on Willie's bed, and a burglar comes through the window.)
    ALF: (narrating) Then it happened: HE came into my life. At first, I thought it was Santa Claus. Then it hit me: Santa probably wouldn't smell of cheap wine. Besides, he was beginning to fill his bag with things that didn't belong to him.
    ALF: Can you take a little constructive criticism? What you're doing here is wrong.
    Burglar: (examines ALF) Must be one of those talking dolls.
    ALF: Oh yeah? Ever had a talking doll rip out your voice box?
  • Railr0aderTony
    Railr0aderTony Posts: 6,803 Member
    Brian: My historybook is history.
    ALF: My life is history.I´m a cursed melmacian, I belong to the roum of the goshdarned.
    Kate: Goshdarned?
    ALF: Ours was a polite society.
  • Railr0aderTony
    Railr0aderTony Posts: 6,803 Member
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