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"There's hair in this tuna fish...I like it!" ---ALF QUOTES
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Willie: Go, go back to the tent!
ALF: It's to dangerous out there, I had to kill a fifty foot snake with my pocket knife!
Willie: There are no fifty foot water snakes in the backyard.
ALF: I'm telling ya, it was bright green and it spit water. Ths Ths (spiting water sound).
Willie: That was my new garden hose.
Alf: Oh, no wonder it was sucking on the spiket!0 -
omg, I remember watching that show when I was little! I miss it!0
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I love Alf! I was sad when the show went off the air!0
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I just found ALF on Netflix... and instantly I was taken back to my youth. I just love that show. Hide your cats...LOL.
OMG IT'S ON NETFLIX?! WOOOOOO0 -
"I learned one thing about eating jigsaw puzzles...an hour later, you're hungry again."0
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ALF: Finger sandwiches? And you won't let me eat cats!0 -
(ALF is sitting on Willie's bed, and a burglar comes through the window.)
ALF: (narrating) Then it happened: HE came into my life. At first, I thought it was Santa Claus. Then it hit me: Santa probably wouldn't smell of cheap wine. Besides, he was beginning to fill his bag with things that didn't belong to him.
ALF: Can you take a little constructive criticism? What you're doing here is wrong.
Burglar: (examines ALF) Must be one of those talking dolls.
ALF: Oh yeah? Ever had a talking doll rip out your voice box?0 -
Brian: My historybook is history.
ALF: My life is history.I´m a cursed melmacian, I belong to the roum of the goshdarned.
Kate: Goshdarned?
ALF: Ours was a polite society.0 -
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