Carbon free diet

drmerc
drmerc Posts: 2,603 Member
edited December 2024 in Chit-Chat
I'm starting a carbon free diet tomorrow.

I believe its the only way to eat truly clean.

What foods should I be eating and which should I be avoiding?
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  • BrettPGH
    BrettPGH Posts: 4,716 Member
    Like you I've decided to avoid all those nasty "chemicals" out there.

    I'm going to kill myself. Seems to be the only way...
  • LuckyLeprechaun
    LuckyLeprechaun Posts: 6,296 Member
    Yeah, coal is bad. You should avoid carbon in all forms.
  • tsh0ck
    tsh0ck Posts: 1,970 Member
    yeah, but make sure to get your carbon fiber.
  • taylor5877
    taylor5877 Posts: 1,792 Member
    Hell, that even rules out any water with a resistivity of 18.2("pure water") that has been exposed to air.
  • drmerc
    drmerc Posts: 2,603 Member
    I did some reading and discovered all cancers have carbon in them. I want to avoid this nasty chemical as much as possible
  • taylor5877
    taylor5877 Posts: 1,792 Member
    I've heard converting to a silicon based life form is all the rage on the west coast.
  • Silverkittycat
    Silverkittycat Posts: 1,997 Member
    I don't want any vegetables, thank you. I paid for the cow to eat them for me.
    Doug Coupland
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    Bong water filters out the carbon...amiright?:blushing: :drinker:
  • WestCoastPhoenix
    WestCoastPhoenix Posts: 802 Member
    Bong water filters out the carbon...amiright?:blushing: :drinker:

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  • Rocbola
    Rocbola Posts: 1,998 Member
    Bong water filters out the carbon...amiright?:blushing: :drinker:
    Well, duh, everybody knows that.
  • Silverkittycat
    Silverkittycat Posts: 1,997 Member
    Oh no....roofie man....zzzzz
  • onedayillbeamilf
    onedayillbeamilf Posts: 966 Member
    How will you breathe?
  • joecollins9385
    joecollins9385 Posts: 355 Member
    I'm starting a carbon free diet tomorrow.

    I believe its the only way to eat truly clean.

    What foods should I be eating and which should I be avoiding?

    this is a joke, right?
  • WestCoastPhoenix
    WestCoastPhoenix Posts: 802 Member
    I'm starting a carbon free diet tomorrow.

    I believe its the only way to eat truly clean.

    What foods should I be eating and which should I be avoiding?

    this is a joke, right?

    Boy, you can't slip one past ol' Sherlock here, I'll tell you what.
  • Silverkittycat
    Silverkittycat Posts: 1,997 Member
    hahaha!
  • taylor5877
    taylor5877 Posts: 1,792 Member
    35et2u.jpg
  • Determinednoob
    Determinednoob Posts: 2,001 Member
    Step 1. Don't eat people
  • AmyFett
    AmyFett Posts: 1,607 Member
    :noway:
  • SuperSexyDork
    SuperSexyDork Posts: 1,669 Member
    Step 1. Don't eat people

    Step 2. Don't eat anything

    Step 3. Don't drink anything

    Step 4. Don't breathe

    Step 5. Die
  • bcampbell54
    bcampbell54 Posts: 932 Member
    If you can cut out the dihydrogen monoxide as well, you shouldn't have any diet problems shortly.
  • MrDude_1
    MrDude_1 Posts: 2,510 Member
    If you can cut out the dihydrogen monoxide as well, you shouldn't have any diet problems shortly.

    I was waiting for someone to mention H2O... lol.
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    35et2u.jpg

    Yep...this pretty much sums it up...
  • HerbT51
    HerbT51 Posts: 36
    How will you breathe?

    She is still allowed to breathe in... as long as it is bottle air (pure oxygen, helium/oxygen mix, etc). I am not sure what the rules are for breathing out (CARBON dioxide!). I guess she will be getting rid of it and poisoning the rest of us.
  • lachesissss
    lachesissss Posts: 1,298 Member
    Well I'm sure my trusty little friend HF would work wonders for you. It's comprised of Hydrogen and Flouride, and! as an added bonus, it will help you lose weight because it will eat you away. Literally. You'll be super clean with nothing left!
  • hiddensvelte
    hiddensvelte Posts: 53 Member
    I've heard converting to a silicon based life form is all the rage on the west coast.

    :laugh: :drinker:
  • usmcmp
    usmcmp Posts: 21,219 Member
    35et2u.jpg

    :wink:
  • maremare312
    maremare312 Posts: 1,143 Member
    Just make an exception for diamonds. They sparkle.
  • jg627
    jg627 Posts: 1,221 Member
    I was doing the carbon free diet before it went mainstream.
  • arcticfox04
    arcticfox04 Posts: 1,011 Member
    I'm all about the Carbon. I'm one of those 18 percenters you carbon free hippies are jealous of.
  • drmerc
    drmerc Posts: 2,603 Member
    I've been on this diet a few months now and I've seen great results
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